Cabinet system -- Great Britain -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century; Great Britain -- Politics and government -- Fiction
At breakfast he ate heartily, though he was alone; he looked at the
small batch of letters which awaited him, and when he opened his
newspaper he positively laughed at the opinions expressed in the
leading article. He nearly broke into another laugh as he read the news
from America, and then--with a gesture which horrified the two solemn
servants who had watched the unaccountable change in their master’s
manner, he tore the paper rapidly into four pieces and threw it on the
floor. Having done this he jumped up gaily, nodded to the menials, said
“You didn’t expect that,” walked briskly out, took his hat and coat
and with no conscious purpose but as habit moved him jumped into a
motor-bus going East.
The conductor, who had a respect for Sir Charles Repton’s clothes, and
especially for his spats, and who seemed to recognise his face, asked
him gently how much he desired to spend upon a ticket: to which he
answered in a breezy manner, “Penny of course. Never pay more than a
penny; then if the beastly thing breaks down you’re not out of pocket
... ’sides which,” he went on as though talking to himself, “if they
forget about you you can have tuppence-worth or thruppence-worth for
the same money!” And he chuckled.
The conductor looked at him first in terror, then smiled responsively
and went forward to deal with less fortunate people, while Sir Charles
hummed gently to himself,--a little out of tune but none the less
cheerfully on that account--an air of ribald associations.
The top of the bus was pretty full, and a workman who had occasion to
travel in the same direction as his betters saw fit to sit down in
the one empty place beside the Baronet. It would have been difficult
to decide upon what occupation this honest man had most recently
been engaged: but there had certainly entered into it oil, wet clay,
probably soot, and considerable masses of oxidised copper. It was not
remarkable, therefore, that, beside such a companion, especially as
that companion was a large man, Sir Charles should have found himself
considerably incommoded. What _was_ remarkable was the manner in which
the Baronet expressed his annoyance. He turned round upon the workman
with an irritated frown and said:
“I can’t make out why they allow people like you on omnibuses!”
“Yer carn’t wort?” said the breadwinner in a threatening voice.
“I say I · can’t · make · out,” answered Sir Charles, carefully picking
out each word--“I · can’t · make · out · why · they · allow · people ·
like · you on omnibuses,--dirty _brutes_ like you, I should say. Why
the devil....”
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