It occurred to Isabel that the last analogy was unfortunate,
since a "cracked tin trumpet" was a not inadequate description
of the screech in which Nannie herself was even then indulging.
The old lady presented a peculiar spectacle--in a huge, ancient
nightcap, tied in a big bow beneath her chin; a vivid tartan
shawl about her shoulders. The visitor replied to the whole of
the inquiries with an unhesitating lie.
"Nannie, do you know that a dreadful man's been begging, and
trying to force his way into the house. If I hadn't turned the
key just in time I don't know what would have happened." She did
not, but the happenings would have run on different lines to
those which she suggested. "As it was he broke the front-door
window, and I had to pour a couple of buckets of water over him
before he'd go."
"A man been begging, and trying to force his way into the house!
Such a thing's never happened in all the days I've known the
place."
"I daresay I expect it was some one who's heard that you were
confined to your bed, and thought that I might be easily
tackled. He's found out his mistake."
"Where's them two girls?"
"I've sent them on an errand. Perhaps he knew that too, and that
made him bolder."
"I thought I heard a voice I knew."
"That must have been mine."
"Yours! I haven't heard a sound of you. Who was it screeching?"
"That was me. I was imitating your voice, Nannie. You see I
thought it might frighten him more than mine--and it did."
"My voice! Do you mean to tell me that that rasping, creaking
screech was meant to be an imitation of my voice? I'd like to
know whoever heard me talk in that way."
"Why, Nannie, I'm hearing you talk that way now. Don't you know
your own musical accents when you hear them?--and me giving you
a taste of them to your face!"
Laughingly, Isabel treated Nannie to another imitation of her
curious nasal utterance then and there, and was out of the room
before the old lady had recovered sufficiently from her
astonishment to pronounce a candid criticism of the impertinent
performance.
From Nannie Isabel descended to the master of the house, to be
greeted by some very similar inquiries.
"What's been the meaning of all this uproar?" Isabel repeated
the lie she had told Nannie. "That was no man's voice I heard.
It was a woman's, and I could have sworn one I knew."
"I expect the voice you thought you knew was Nannie. I was
favouring the ruffian with as close an imitation of her genial
tongue as I could manage."
"That's not what I mean. I heard you imitating Nannie. Will you
swear it was a man at the door?"
"Of course I'll swear it. Whatever do you mean?"
"What was he like?"
She seemed to consider.
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