He had no one to consult in his dilemma. Every morning he received
several cuttings, chiefly of an amiable character, about himself from
the daily and weekly press; he was a figure in literary circles; he had
actually declined two invitations to be interviewed; and yet he knew no
more of literary circles than Sarah did. His position struck him as
curious, bizarre, and cruel. He sometimes felt that the history of the
last few months was a dream from which he would probably wake up by
falling heavily out of bed, so unreal did the events seem. One day, when
he was at his wits' end, he saw in a newspaper an advertisement of a
book entitled _How to become a Successful Novelist_, price half-a-crown.
Just above it was an advertisement of the thirty-eighth thousand of
_Love in Babylon_. He went into a large bookseller's shop in the Strand
and demanded _How to become a Successful Novelist_. The volume had to
be searched for, and while he was waiting Henry's eyes dwelt on a high
pile of _Love in Babylon_, conspicuously placed near the door. Two
further instalments of the Satin Library had been given to the world
since _Love in Babylon_, but Henry noted with satisfaction that no
excessive prominence was accorded to them in that emporium of
literature. He paid the half-crown and pocketed _How to become a
Successful Novelist_ with a blush, just as if the bookseller had been
his new tailor. He had determined, should the bookseller recognise
him--a not remote contingency--to explain that he was buying _How to
become a Successful Novelist_ on behalf of a young friend. However, the
suspicions of the bookseller happened not to be aroused, and hence there
was no occasion to lull them.
That same evening, in the privacy of his study, he eagerly read _How to
become a Successful Novelist_. It disappointed him; nay, it desolated
him. He was shocked to discover that he had done nothing that a man must
do who wishes to be a successful novelist. He had not practised style;
he had not paraphrased choice pages from the classics; he had not kept
note-books; he had not begun with short stories; he had not even
performed the elementary, obvious task of studying human nature. He had
never thought of 'atmosphere' as 'atmosphere'; nor had he considered the
important question of the 'functions of dialogue.' As for the
'significance of scenery,' it had never occurred to him. In brief, he
was a lost man. And he could detect in the book no practical hint
towards salvation. 'Having decided upon your theme----' said the writer
in a chapter entitled 'The Composition of a Novel.' But what Henry
desired was a chapter entitled 'The Finding of a Theme.' He suffered the
aggravated distress of a starving man who has picked up a cookery-book.
There was a knock at the study door, and Henry hastily pushed _How to
become a Successful Novelist_ under the blotting-paper, and assumed a
meditative air. Not for worlds would he have been caught reading it.
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