The first and last dialogues are enriched by remarks which are the result
of very extensive reading. That between Mercury and the modern fine
lady abounds in proofs of the writer’s observation, and consequently of
illustrations of contemporary social life. The lady pleads her many
engagements, in bar to the summons of Mercury to cross the Styx. These
are not engagements to husband and children, but to the play on Mondays,
balls on Tuesdays, the opera on Saturdays, and to card assemblies the
rest of the week, for two months to come. She had indeed found pleasure
weary her when the novelty had worn off; but “my friends,” she says,
“always told me diversions were necessary, and my doctor assured me
dissipation was good for my spirits. My husband insisted that it was
not; and you know that one loves to oblige one’s friends, comply
with one’s doctor, and contradict one’s husband.” She will, however,
willingly accompany Mercury, if he will only wait for her till the end
of the season. “Perhaps the Elysian fields may be less detestable than
the country in our world. Pray have you a fine Vauxhall and Ranelagh?
I think I should not dislike drinking the Lethe waters when you have
a full season.” This fine lady has not been destitute of good works.
“As to the education of my daughters, I spared no expense. They had
a dancing-master, a music-master, and a drawing-master, and a French
governess to teach them behaviour and the French language.” No wonder
that Mercury sneered at the fact that the religion, sentiment, and
manners of those young ladies were to be learnt “from a dancing-master,
music-master, and a chambermaid.” As to the last, there soon came in
less likely teachers of French to young ladies than French chambermaids.
General Burgoyne makes his Miss Allscrip (in “The Heiress,” a comedy
first played in 1786) remark: “We have young ladies, you know, Blandish,
boarded and educated, upon blue boards in gold letters, in every village;
with a strolling player for a dancing-master, and a deserter from Dunkirk
to teach the French grammar.”
The dialogues had a great success. The three avowedly “by another hand”
interested the public, as the circumstance gave them a riddle to be
solved in their leisure hours. They were attributed to men of such fine
intellect that Mrs. Montagu had every reason to be delighted at such an
indirect compliment.
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