That unhappy dissembler, finding the episode of having a brass-capped
butt in forcible contact with the more sensitive and damageable parts
of his physiognomy more than he had bargained for, spluttered forth an
objurgatory remonstrance, and, to cut short the objectionable
attentions, let go, disappearing forthwith under the side of the punt.
Whereupon Gage, uttering a wild and wholly unnecessary shout, poised
himself for a few moments with one foot on the gunwale, and then,
having attracted the attention he desired, took a tremendous dive into
the water. With such vigour did he go down that he forced his head and
arms into a thick bed of weeds, which demanded for a time his
breathless attention. On extricating himself from the difficulty, and
coming to the surface, he was much concerned to find that Peckover was
nowhere to be seen. Instantly he took another superfluous dive, and as
he came up, knocked his head against the bottom of the punt. Half
dizzy with the blow, he now saw Peckover watching his efforts from the
other side of the craft whither he had worked his way round while the
diving was in progress.
"What are you doing round there, you idiot?" he gasped. "Get right
down into the water at once and shout for help till I come along and
catch hold of you."
With the word, he struck out manfully and swam round to the other side
of the punt, only to find on arriving there that Peckover had
disappeared. Whereupon he dived again, only to come up empty-handed
once more, and to see the anxious face watching him, alertly
apprehensive, over the farther gunwale.
"What fool's game is this?" he hissed.
"None of your larks," returned Peckover in a tone of resolute desire
for self-preservation. The cold water, the weeds and the mud were
beginning to tell upon him; all sense of a practical joke had
evaporated.
Gage looked round. On the right the farmer and the butcher, on the
left the two women had come down to the margin of the lake and were
watching the proceedings in a silence which betokened some doubt in
their minds as to how they ought to take it.
"Will you get under water and let me come to the rescue?" Gage demanded
with exasperation.
"Not good enough," Peckover replied, and thereupon he began a spirited
effort to climb back into the punt.
"Fool!" Gage shut his mouth with a snap, and took a vicious dive under
the punt as the shortest cut to his objective.
As he rose, Peckover was half on board. Without further expostulation
Gage seized the leg which still hung in the water and furiously tried
to drag it down. Peckover resisted, kicking, and a very pretty
struggle ensued, which taking place, as might be supposed, between a
millionaire and a peer of the Realm, must have given rise to singular
reflections and conjectures in the minds of the onlookers.
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