And I am in it now, Cornelia, up to the neck in it. Having filled many
rôles, I have now become a food expert, from whose lips calories and
proteids and other heathen words ought to flow glibly. Only they don’t.
I am a plain woman and most people are plain in the same sense. They
hate camouflage; it worries and wearies them. I am trying to tell as
simply as I can, how they may make up with other things, for the things
that are not there.
It does not read very clearly or convincingly, does it? But that is my
job.
It is not easy. Food is not an inspiring theme. You cannot wax
eloquent over it; the only dramatic moments are those when you flame red
with indignation over the breaking down of the voluntary system. It has
failed all along the line, and card rationing is bound to come. There
have been several distressing instances from sources where we had every
reason to look for better things—ay, even for leadership in high ethics.
But alas! the temptation to be secure against more troublous times was
too great for resistance. All this causes a searching of heart lest
there should be very weak points left in my armour. I am determined
that in this particular respect I shall do rather more than my share. I
am kept up to high-water-mark by Florence. She really ought to have a
medal for allegiance to the Government under the most trying conditions.
She has weighed everything, done all the things I might not have done,
stood firm between me and every temptation.
If food doesn’t actually win the war, at least its shortage is searching
the hearts and trying the reins of the children of men.
All the time wrestling with those sordid details, trying to interest
people in oatmeal and bones, and the superiority of casserole cooking
over the waste of roast and frying, I have to keep thinking of the glory
and travail which is bound up in it all. If you haven’t something to
illumine with, if only a farthing dip, you just can’t go on.
Although some people have complimented me on my housekeeping, a lot of
it doesn’t really interest me much. It is no credit to me that I
happened to be born determined to do my job well. Even in the great old
dinner-giving days, long before the deluge, when we vied with one
another in frantic endeavours to discover something entirely new, with
which to decorate our menu cards, and fill other women with hopeless
envy, the game never seemed worth the candle. After all, it takes very
little to keep us alive.
The things that interested me most in those great dinner contests was
the eager look in the eyes of the women as they sampled the unknown and
sometimes fearsome looking dish.
The men usually showed their discrimination by leaving the entrées
severely alone.
Where in Heaven’s name am I wandering to? We housekeepers have at last
got something really testing to whet our axes upon. We have got to
invent and concoct appetising dishes minus most of the ingredients we
once thought necessary to them.
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