Black humor; City and town life -- Fiction; Intellectuals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction; Satire
“‘’Opeless,’ ’e says to me, ‘quite ’opeless. More than two hundred come
for three vacancies.’ So there was nothing for it but to walk back
again. Took us four days it did, this time. She was very bad on the way,
very bad. Being nearly six months gone. Our first it is. Things will be
’arder still, when it comes.”
From the black bundle there issued a sound of quiet sobbing.
“Look here,” said Gumbril, making a sudden irruption into the
conversation. “This is really too awful.” He was consumed with
indignation and pity; he felt like a prophet in Nineveh.
“There are two wretched people here,” and Gumbril told them
breathlessly, what he had overheard. It was terrible, terrible. “All the
way to Portsmouth and back again; on foot; without proper food; and the
woman’s with child.”
Coleman exploded with delight. “Gravid,” he kept repeating, “gravid,
gravid. The laws of gravidy, first formulated by Newton, now recodified
by the immortal Einstein. God said, Let Newstein be, and there was
light. And God said, Let there be Light; and there was darkness o’er the
face of the earth.” He roared with laughter.
Between them they raised five pounds. Mrs. Viveash undertook to give
them to the black bundle. The cabmen made way for her as she advanced;
there was an uncomfortable silence. The black bundle lifted a face that
was old and worn, like the face of a statue in the portal of a
cathedral; an old face, but one was aware somehow, that it belonged to a
woman still young by the reckoning of years. Her hands trembled as she
took the notes, and when she opened her mouth to speak her hardly
articulate whisper of gratitude, one saw that she had lost several of
her teeth.
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