English fiction -- 20th century; Husband and wife -- Fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories, English
“‘The Queen was in the parlour,’” said Christopher John. “It doesn’t say
how she was dressed, but I imagine she did herself just as well as she
could. I don’t know about the pyjamas, and I’m sure her stockings
weren’t in the same street as yours, but I’ve always sort of believed
that the—the contents were. And that’s the point. One reads of queens
and fine ladies and maidens and all, and then one day, if one’s lucky,
one comes across you. And there’s the original of the lot.”
Audrey lay back on the turf and stared at the trembling green and the
blue beyond.
“That’s very charming of you, but——”
“It isn’t at all,” said John. “It’s the unvarnished truth. And if you
want any further argument, always remember this. When you came to
Sundial you went straight up to the throne. Well, once you’re there,
pyjamas and such things don’t count. The Queen can do no wrong.”
Miss de Lisle laughed.
“Listen to the Queen-maker,” she said. “Well, be it so. I’m up on the
throne of Sundial—Heaven knows why. The trouble is I’ve only a
pasteboard crown.”
“What do you mean?” said Christopher, lighting his pipe.
“I’ve no power,” said Audrey. “At best, I’m only a doll.”
“I should have said you were omnipotent. You’ve only to breathe to——”
“Real power,” said Audrey. “I can’t put anything right. I can smile and
say ‘Never mind,’ but that’s where I get off. Now, the Lord of the
Manor’s got power. He’s a real king—worse luck.”
“‘The Lord of the Manor’? Who’s been talking of him?”
“My subjects, of course,” said Audrey, crossing her ankles. “They hate
him like anything. But what can I do? I’ve only a pasteboard crown.”
“Why do they hate him?” said John.
“Because he’s a sweep,” said Audrey. “He doesn’t play the game. He
shoves up the rents, he never does any repairs, he makes them pay for
grazing on Mesne Holms, he stopped a funeral going by Witchery Drive,
and worst of all, he never comes near the place. I know you’re his
agent’s pupil, but that doesn’t alter the facts.”
“I’ve only been here a month,” said Christopher John, “and the agent in
question has left me to shift for myself. At the moment I think
he’s——”
“He’s with his master,” said Audrey, “trying to temper the wind.
Everyone says _he’s_ all right. He does his best, but the Lord of the
Manor’s a sweep. He won’t hear a word. Warthog’s sick and tired of doing
his dirty work—says so openly.”
Christopher frowned.
“Perhaps, if he came to Sundial——”
“But he won’t,” said Audrey, sitting up and smacking the turf with her
palm. “Warthog’s implored him to come time and again. He says he
believes it’s because he hasn’t the face.”
Christopher sighed.
“Well, well,” he said. “There’s nothing like a fool in his folly. Fancy
owning Sundial, an’ letting it rip. . . . An’ a pew like a
loose-box. . . . Still, it’s an ill wind. If he’s such a sweep, we’re
better without the gent. Would you like to see the house—‘that Jack
built’?”
“The Manor House? Rather.”
“I’m going to-morrow—officially, at ten o’ the clock.”
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