Great Britain -- History -- 18th century -- Fiction; Short stories, English; West Riding of Yorkshire (England) -- Fiction
Since Matthew Moon’s menace, Cope also had made the “Fullers’” his
calling-place. The house had a humbler following than Jim Northrop’s
inn, and the landlord made ends meet by weaving in a room upstairs. If
here again Cope was not made over-welcome, he now seemed to enjoy that
rather than otherwise. They had so entirely ceased to despise him that
there was silence at a snap of his finger; he led the conversation when
he would; and he did this sometimes in a manner that left them little
appetite for their ale. They were not squeamish in the “Fullers’,” but
Cope dealt in inhuman things, not simply wounds, maimings, and the like,
but other and unspeakable things, and with a glee such as a devil might
have displayed. The landlord knew that Cope’s custom cost him a good
deal more than it was worth, but he dared not for his life have spoken.
One night Cope fairly emptied the room. Ellah, who had not heard his
words, alone remained. The landlord had come in, and was ruefully
gathering up the half-emptied, abandoned mugs, and he was passing out
with his hands full of these when Cope called him sharply.
“Yes, sir?” he said, almost whimpering--for he, too, had heard.
“So you’re another of ’em, eh? Hn! hn! hn! hn!... Now I wonder if you
can tell me something I’ll ask you?”
“No, sir,” the landlord almost sobbed, as if he were already asked it.
“Quiet, you fool! It is this: Their chests go purple, exactly as I
described (don’t sob, landlord), and a man with a fat and puffy neck
(which is what I was describing when our friend the clogger was struck
all of a heap) ... well, well, it is so; and when it isn’t asphyxia it’s
apoplexy, and may be both. With the windpipe partly ossified--(by the
way, I haven’t seen our other friend for some time)--with the windpipe
partly ossified, which I could determine by an examination with my
fingers, thus----” He shot out his hand as if to clutch the landlord’s
throat.
“For the love o’ God, don’t, sir!” the landlord screamed, falling back;
and Cope sniggered.
“Hn! hn! hn! hn! hn!... Very well; and now to my question.” His voice
changed almost to a snarl. “Why,” he demanded, “when the thing itself is
at their doors, will the rascals blench at the name of it? I think their
necks are stouter than their stomachs! My God, what fools!--Curse ’em in
London; they told me there was work for a man here, and what do I find?
Monjoy with his porridge-brains at the head of it, and the others.... I
had hopes of your merchant at first; but, bah! a passionate child! Not a
man worth my while among ’em; I might have begun as you see me now....
Off with you, you slavering rascal; shog off, knock-knees! Off!----”
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