Humorous stories; Legal stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Trials (Breach of promise) -- Fiction
Here again, Mr. Phunky should have professed to have forgotten all
about the merits of the case; but as he had read such papers as had
been laid before him in the course of the action, and had thought of
nothing else, waking or sleeping, throughout the two months during
which he had been retained as Mr. Serjeant Snubbin's junior, he
turned a deeper red, and bowed again.
'This is Mr. Pickwick,' said the Serjeant, waving his pen in the
direction in which that gentleman was standing.
Mr. Phunky bowed to Mr. Pickwick with a reverence which a first
client must ever awaken; and again inclined his head towards his
leader.
'Perhaps you will take Mr. Pickwick away,' said the Serjeant,
'and--and--and--hear anything Mr. Pickwick may wish to communicate.
We shall have a consultation, of course.' With this hint that he had
been interrupted quite long enough, Mr. Serjeant Snubbin, who had
been gradually growing more and more abstracted, applied his glass to
his eyes for an instant, bowed slightly round, and was once more
deeply immersed in the case before him: which arose out of an
interminable law suit, originating in the act of an individual,
deceased a century or so ago, who had stopped up a pathway leading
from some place which nobody ever came from, to some other place
which nobody ever went to.
With such a pair the case was literally given away. Perker should have
secured a man like the present Mr. Gill or Mr. Charles Matthews--they
might have "broken down" the witnesses, or laughed the case out of court.
We may speculate--why did Perker make this foolish selection? As to
Snubbin there was some excuse, as it was the custom that Serjeants only
should lead in the Court of Common Pleas. But for the choice of Phunky,
Perker's stupidity alone was responsible.
Under these conditions Serjeant Snubbin's conduct of the case and his
"handling" of the witnesses was truly inefficient. He lost every
opportunity for helping his client. He "led" in a quiet, gentlemanly and
almost indifferent way. His first opportunity came in examining Mrs.
Cluppins. As we have seen, she had deposed to hearing, when the door was
"on the jar," Mr. Pickwick make those speeches which Mrs. Bardell had
taken to be a proposal. Now here was the moment to show the ambiguity
and that Mr. Pickwick was speaking of his servant. It might have been
brought out that Sam was actually engaged that day, and that she had met
him on the stairs, etc. But Snubbin declined to ask her a single
question, saying that Mr. Pickwick admitted the accuracy of her
statement. But this was beside the matter, and the Serjeant need not
have impeached her accuracy.
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