Humorous stories; Short stories, English; Supernatural -- Fiction
“And the contents of the paper,” said the nephew, “did they show the
influence of the new style?”
“Ah!” said Sir Lulworth, “that was the exciting thing. In home affairs,
social questions, and the ordinary events of the day not much change was
noticeable. A certain Oriental carelessness seemed to have crept into
the editorial department, and perhaps a note of lassitude not unnatural
in the work of men who had returned from what had been a fairly arduous
journey. The aforetime standard of excellence was scarcely maintained,
but at any rate the general lines of policy and outlook were not departed
from. It was in the realm of foreign affairs that a startling change
took place. Blunt, forcible, outspoken articles appeared, couched in
language which nearly turned the autumn manœuvres of six important Powers
into mobilisations. Whatever else the _Daily Intelligencer_ had learned
in the East, it had not acquired the art of diplomatic ambiguity. The
man in the street enjoyed the articles and bought the paper as he had
never bought it before; the men in Downing Street took a different view.
The Foreign Secretary, hitherto accounted a rather reticent man, became
positively garrulous in the course of perpetually disavowing the
sentiments expressed in the _Daily Intelligencer’s_ leaders; and then one
day the Government came to the conclusion that something definite and
drastic must be done. A deputation, consisting of the Prime Minister,
the Foreign Secretary, four leading financiers, and a well-known
Nonconformist divine, made its way to the offices of the paper. At the
door leading to the editorial department the way was barred by a nervous
but defiant office-boy.
“‘You can’t see the editor nor any of the staff,’ he announced.
“‘We insist on seeing the editor or some responsible person,’ said the
Prime Minister, and the deputation forced its way in. The boy had spoken
truly; there was no one to be seen. In the whole suite of rooms there
was no sign of human life.
“‘Where is the editor?’ ‘Or the foreign editor?’ ‘Or the chief
leader-writer? Or anybody?’
“In answer to the shower of questions the boy unlocked a drawer and
produced a strange-looking envelope, which bore a Khokand postmark, and a
date of some seven or eight months back. It contained a scrap of paper
on which was written the following message:
“‘Entire party captured by brigand tribe on homeward journey.
Quarter of million demanded as ransom, but would probably take less.
Inform Government, relations, and friends.’
“There followed the signatures of the principal members of the party and
instructions as to how and where the money was to be paid.
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