Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses. — John Shaqi
Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Blade-O'-Grass. Golden Grain. and Bread and Cheese and Kisses.
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Christmas stories; Fiction
The moment Mr. Merrywhistle entered the habitation of Jimmy Virtue he
felt as if he were mildewed, and an impression stole upon him that he
had been lying on a musty shelf for a dozen years at least, and had
not been washed during the whole of the time. The place was dark when
they entered, and as Mr. Merrywhistle advanced cautiously, he came in
contact with soft bundles, from which a mouldy smell proceeded, and
which so encompassed him on all sides, that he was frightened at every
step he moved, lest he should bring confusion on himself. When Jimmy
Virtue lighted two melancholy wicks--tallow twelves--Mr. Merrywhistle
looked about him in wonder. It was the queerest and the dirtiest of
shops, and was filled with bundles of rags. Pocket-handkerchiefs,
trousers, coats, waistcoats, and underclothing of every description
met his eye whichever way he turned; faded dresses and dirty
petticoats (many with mud still on them, as if they had been taken off
in the streets in bad weather) so choked the shelves, that some of
them were in danger of bursting out; old boots hung from the ceiling;
old crinolines loomed upon him from the unlikeliest of places, and, as
he looked timorously up at them, yawned to ingulf him. One, hanging
behind the parlour-door, in the gloomiest corner, was so disposed,
that Mr. Merrywhistle's disturbed fancy added the lines of a woman's
form hanging in it; and the fancy grew so strong upon him, that
although he turned his back to the spot immediately, he could not
dismiss the figure of the hanging woman from his imagination. There
was an apartment behind the shop which Jimmy Virtue called his
parlour; but that was almost as full of rubbish as the shop. Neither
in shop or parlour was there fairly room to turn round in; if you
wanted to perform that movement, you had to tack for it.
'And this is your dwelling,' Observed Mr. Merrywhistle, feeling it
incumbent upon him to speak, as Jimmy Virtue led the way into the
parlour, and motioned him to a seat.
'I don't call it by that name myself,' replied Jimmy Virtue, in a not
over-polite tone. 'It's where I live and gets my livin', and I don't
give you more than a quarter of an hour.'
By which Mr. Merrywhistle understood, that beyond a quarter of an hour
it would not be politeness for him to stay.
'Ever been in a leavin'-shop before?' asked the old man.
'No,' replied Mr. Merrywhistle; 'not that I am aware of. May I ask you
what a leaving-shop is?'
'This is,' said Jimmy. 'All them things you see in the shop and in the
parlour--all them crinolines and peddicuts, and boots and dresses--
belongs to poor people round about 'ere. I lend 'em a trifle on 'em,
and takes care of 'em; and charges 'em a trifle when they take 'em
out.'
'They don't seem worth much,' observed Mr. Merrywhistle reflectively.
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