Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical NovelGreey, Edward
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Blue Jackets; or, The Adventures of J. Thompson, A.B., Among "the Heathen Chinee": A Nautical Novel
Greey, Edward
Great Britain. Royal Navy -- Fiction; Seafaring life -- Fiction
The party then adjourned to the servants' hall, where, after a merry
time over a cup of tea, Thompson was called upon to entertain the
company with imitations of celebrated tragic actors. The hall table was
pushed against the wall, and an Indian screen, borrowed from the
drawing-room, placed thereon. As if by previous invitation, a number of
ladies and gentlemen in the same rank of life as their entertainers,
shortly arrived, and the servants' hall at "Portland Villa" was soon
densely crowded. Among the visitors of distinction were Mr. Noble, the
"young man from the painter's." William, from the grocer's, Mr. Slab,
the fishmonger, and several good-looking domestics from the adjoining
houses, with their "shadows," the latter being young men of mild and
obedient dispositions, who were sometimes allowed to bask in the
sunshine of their smiles.
The sergeant, who was by this time quite reconstructed, agreed to act as
Jerry's dresser and general assistant during the performance. The house
was rummaged for properties, and the heap piled up behind the screen
somewhat puzzled Thompson, who dressed and redressed four or five times
before he quite made up his mind which selection would become him best.
Every available chair in the house was brought into the hall, and when
the supply in that direction failed, some were fetched in from the
neighbouring residences by the obedient "shadows."
The band consisted of a violin and flute, assisted by the sergeant, who
operated upon a snare drum, which some lunatic had brought from the
attic. As the space was limited, the musicians were stowed away behind
the screen, much to the annoyance of Thompson, who could hardly turn
when dressing, and their din prevented the sergeant hearing his
directions.
Precisely as the hall clock struck nine the band was "taken worse." The
overture was rather peculiar. First the "shadow" who played the violin
called out, "The Red, White, and Blue," and then proceeded to indulge
the company with a "spiral agony," which sounded very much like the Old
Hundredth played in jerks. After getting well warmed to his work, he was
suddenly stopped by a prolonged roll on the drum, put in by the
sergeant, who, thinking the air was becoming "thready," came to his
assistance. The flutist now essayed "The last Rose of Summer," delivered
note by note in a laboured and painful manner. He also was assisted by
the military; and when the latter found "he was going it seriously, and
didn't mean to stop," he finished him off with a ran-tan-tan upon the
drum, which quite electrified the audience, and a hearty round of
applause followed.
When the last sound had died away the sergeant unslung the drum, marched
from behind the screen, stood at attention, made the orthodox military
salute, and spoke as follows:--
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