He was a small, fat man, fussy at any time, and perpetually perspiring.
Now his face was crimson with rage and running; he gesticulated wildly;
vague words bubbled forth, as his short legs twinkled down the slope.
The crowd paused to admire. Some one shouted a witticism, and the crowd
laughed. For the moment the situation was saved.
The fat secretary hurried on down the slope, unheeding of any insult but
the one. He bounced over the plank-bridge: and as he came closer, M'Adam
saw that in each hand brandished a brick.
“Hoots, man! dinna throw!” he cried, making a feint as though to turn in
sudden terror.
“What's this? What's this?” gasped the secretary, waving his arms.
“Bricks, 'twad seem,” the other answered, staying his flight.
The secretary puffed up like a pudding in a hurry.
“Where's the Cup? Champion, Challenge, etc.,” he jerked out. “Mind, sir,
you're responsible! wholly responsible! Dents, damages, delays! What's
it all mean, sir? These--these monstrous creations “--he brandished the
bricks, and M'Adam started back--“wrapped, as I live, in straw, sir, in
the Cup case, sir! the Cup case! No Cup! Infamous! Disgraceful! Insult
me--meeting--committee--every one! What's it mean, sir?” He paused to
pant, his body filling and emptying like a bladder.
M'Adam approached him with one eye on the crowd, which was heaving
forward again, threatening still, but sullen and silent.
“I pit 'em there,” he whispered; and drew back to watch the effect of
his disclosure.
The secretary gasped.
“You--you not only do this--amazing thing--these monstrosities”--he
hurled the bricks furiously on the unoffending ground--“but you dare to
tell me so!”
The little man smiled.
“'Do wrang and conceal it, do right and confess it,' that's Englishmen's
motto, and mine, as a rule; but this time I had ma reasons.”
“Reasons, sir! No reasons can justify such an extraordinary breach of
all the--the decencies. Reasons? the reasons of a maniac. Not to say
more, sir. Fraudulent detention--fraudulent, I say, sir! What were your
precious reasons?”
The mob with Tammas and Long Kirby at their head had now well nigh
reached the plank-bridge. They still looked dangerous, and there were
isolated cries of:
“Duck him!”
“Chuck him in!”
“An' the dog!”
“Wi' one o' they bricks about their necks!”
“There are my reasons!” said M'Adam, pointing to the forest of menacing
faces. “Ye see I'm no beloved amang yonder gentlemen, and”--in a stage
whisper in the other's ear--“I thocht maybe I'd be 'tacked on the road.”
Tammas foremost of the crowd, had now his foot upon the first plank.
“Ye robber! ye thief! Wait till we set hands on ye, you and yer
gorilla!” he called.
M'Adam half turned.
“Wullie,” he said quietly, “keep the bridge.”
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