Charlemont; Or, The Pride of the Village. a Tale of Kentucky — John Shaqi
Charlemont; Or, The Pride of the Village. a Tale of KentuckySimms, William Gilmore
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Charlemont; Or, The Pride of the Village. a Tale of Kentucky
Simms, William Gilmore
Kentucky -- Fiction
“There--that's what I call a noise, Bill. Sweet Sall CAN make a noise
when I worry her into it; she's just like other women in that respect;
she'll be sure to squall out if you don't touch her just in the right
quarter. But the first time she did NOT go amiss, and as for stunning
you--but what's the matter? Where's the wind now?”
“Nothing--only I don't want to be deafened with such a clatter.”
“Something's wrong, Bill, I know it. You look now for all the world like
a bottle of sour son, with the cork out, and ready to boil over. As
for Sall making a noise the first time, that's all a notion, and a very
strange one. She was as sweet-spoken then as she was when you left
me before supper. The last time, I confess, I made her squall out on
purpose. But what of that? you are not the man to get angry with a
little fun!”
“No, I'm not angry with you, Ned--I am not angry with anybody; but just
now, I would rather not hear the fiddle. Put it up.”
“There!” said the other good-naturedly, as he placed the favorite
instrument in its immemorial case in the corner. “There; and now Bill,
untie the pack, and let's see the sort of wolf-cubs you've got to carry;
for there's no two horns to a wild bull, if something hasn't gored you
to-night.”
“You're mistaken, Ned--quite mistaken--quite!”
“Deuse a bit! I know you too well, Bill Hinkley, so it's no use to hush
up now. Out with it, and don't be sparing, and if there's any harm to
come, I'm here, just as ready to risk a cracked crown for you, as if the
trouble was my own. I'd rather fiddle than fight, it's true; but when
there's any need for it, you know I can do one just as well as the
other; and can go to it with just as much good humor. So show us the
quarrel.”
“There's no quarrel. Ned,” said the other, softened by the frank and
ready feeling which his companion showed; “but I'm very foolish in some
things, and don't know how it is. I'm not apt to take dislikes, but
there's a man come to our house with John Cross, this evening, that I
somehow dislike very much.”
“A man! What's he like? Anything like Joe Richards? That was a fellow
that I hated mightily. I never longed to lick any man but Joe Richards,
and him I longed to lick three times, though you know I never got at him
more than twice. It's a great pity he got drowned, for I owe him a third
licking, and don't feel altogether right, since I know no sort of way to
pay it. But if this man's anything like Joe, it may be just the same if
I give it to HIM. Now--”
“He's nothing like Richards,” said the other. “He's a taller and
better-looking man.”
“If he's nothing like Joe, what do you want to lick him for?” said the
single-minded musician, with a surprise in his manner, which was mingled
with something like rebuke.
“I have expressed no such wish, Ned; you are too hasty; and if I did
wish to whip him, I don't think I should trouble you or any man to
help me. If I could not do it myself, I should give it up as a bad job,
without calling in assistants.”
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