Children of the Dear CotswoldsHarker, L. Allen (Lizzie Allen)
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Children of the Dear Cotswolds
Harker, L. Allen (Lizzie Allen)
Cotswold Hills (England) -- Fiction
She had a healthy crop of prejudices this Bobby of ours. Any sort of
blasphemy or loose talk she could not away with. "It’s sort of natural
for a man to swear if he’s a bit taken to or astonished," she would say
in lenient mood, "but when they goes breaking the third commandment like
as if it was a hold chipped plate, it gives me cold shivers down my
back—that it do."
She never expostulated, but her square, rosy face got less square and
less rosy if, in her presence, the conversation waxed too forcible and
free. At such times the offender would be warned by one of Bobby’s old
friends who respected what he probably called her "fads." If the
new-comer profited by the warning all went well, but if he offended a
second time he was forcibly ejected and found himself in the dark and
draughty covered way leading to the Moonstone stables, with the
explanation, "you can pile on the adjectives here, old chap, but she
doesn’t like it."
Bobby was a sincere believer in good works, and many were the "boxes"
benefited by winnings at billiards or otherwise: and every Sunday saw
her slowly taking her decorous way to church, seemly and satin-clad,
bearing the very portliest of prayer books.
For man in the abstract, she had the greatest respect, but taken
individually, she looked upon him as singularly gullible, and as
requiring much maternal supervision, both digestively and morally.
"Law! They may talk about their science and their chemistry and that,
but bless you! Just let one of them minxes come along, and they’re no
better than imbeciles, that they’re not."
The one human creature for whom Bobby’s kind heart could find no
toleration, was a "minx." And by "minx" she meant such pretty girls of
the shop and dressmaker class, as she imagined cherished hopes of
"marrying a gentleman." The idea that one of her boys (anybody under
thirty was a "boy" to Bobby) should get entangled in the meshes of a
minx, or more dreadful still, "marry beneath him" roused Bobby as did
nothing else. How she got her information no one could ever imagine,
but she always knew when anything of the kind was afoot, and
Machiavellian were her methods of preventing such a catastrophe. More
than one "county family" has Bobby to thank that no undesirable
daughter-in-law has been added to its ranks. People under twenty she
considered her especial charge. She gave them much homely and excellent
advice, and only such drinks as she deemed suitable to their tender
years.
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