David Blaize and the Blue DoorBenson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
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David Blaize and the Blue Door
Benson, E. F. (Edward Frederic)
Adventure stories; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Juvenile fiction
‘You can remember all right,’ he said, ‘and besides, each bird who sets
a question will show you first what you’ve got to do. Caw! Silence,
please.’
But it took a long time to get silence this morning, for nesting was
going on, and all the ladies were talking about the different linings
for nests, and the best way of stitching and hemming them. Some said
‘mud,’ and some said ‘feathers,’ and some said ‘bits of things,’ and the
kingfisher said, ‘Give me fish-bones.’ However, the birds round Canon
Rook began calling ‘Silence’ too, and by degrees this spread until the
whole committee was calling ‘Silence’ at the tops of their voices, and
making far more noise than ever. But this was a step in the right
direction, and soon the hubbub died down, and Canon Rook spoke again.
‘The candidate is David Blaize, a boy still quite unfledged, except on
the top of his head,’ he said, ‘and his age is six.’
‘Rather old!’ cooed a wood pigeon.
‘Yes, but it’s better late than never,’ said Canon Rook, ‘and I’m sure
we’re all very pleased that he has remembered how to fly at last. He’ll
probably be a bit stiff from age, and you mustn’t expect too much. He
will now please jump off, loop the loop twice, and return to his seat.
Caw!’
David had often seen the airmen doing that, and he jumped off the bough
and made two very neat loops without any difficulty, and returned again,
brushing the hair out of his eyes.
‘Right, O!’ screamed the whole of the committee.
‘Spinning nose-dive!’ said Canon Rook.
David remembered that too. You had to put your head down, and spin like
a dead leaf on a windless day. It made him a little giddy, but the
committee were pleased with him, and only the owl said that his
conscience would not allow him to pass that, since he did not call it
flying at all, but falling. So all the rest chattered and screamed and
sang at him till his spectacles fell off, which made his conscience get
quite confused and forget what it wouldn’t allow him to do. Then
followed the tail-slip, in which David stretched out his legs in front
of him and held his toes in his fingers, so that he sat down in the air
and slid backwards, just as if there wasn’t a chair there when he had
expected one.
That finished the first part, and then all the committee began talking
at once in order to settle what bird-tricks he should have to do. They
were inclined to let him off rather easily, because it was considered a
sporting thing for a boy to attempt the bird-test at all, and they made
up their three thousand minds that, if he did one bird-trick perfectly,
that would be enough. Then, when all the birds had shouted ‘Silence’
until they were quite hoarse, Canon Rook cleared his throat and spoke.
‘The bird-test is as follows—caw,’ he said. ‘The candidate will attempt
to do the lark-trick, starting from the ground and returning to it
again. Show him what he’s got to do, one of you larks.’
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