David Crockett : $b scout, small boy, pilgrim, mountaineer, soldier, bear-hunter, and Congressman, defender of the Alamo — John Shaqi
David Crockett : $b scout, small boy, pilgrim, mountaineer, soldier, bear-hunter, and Congressman, defender of the AlamoAllen, Charles Fletcher
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David Crockett : $b scout, small boy, pilgrim, mountaineer, soldier, bear-hunter, and Congressman, defender of the Alamo
Allen, Charles Fletcher
Crockett, Davy, 1786-1836
All day great fires had been kept going in long pits dug in the ground,
hard, dry beech and maple being used for fuel. On the next morning,
the last day of the hunt, half of a fatted ox or deer was placed over
the coals of each pit on an iron rod or a green sapling, and slowly
roasted, being carefully watched, seasoned, and basted with fat. When
everything was ready, the meat was cut from the bones by skilful
carvers, and the hungry crowd was served. There is no sauce like
hunger, and no meat like that roasted over a bed of hardwood coals.
After the feast, came the dancing. But between the barbecue and the
time for the “Virginny Reel” and “Money Musk,” with the hoedowns,
pigeon-wings, and other rural embellishments, the people had to be
amused, and Davy was called on for a speech. What he thought and did in
this crisis is best told in his own words:
“A public document I had never seen, nor did I know there were such
things; and how to begin I couldn’t tell. I made many apologies, and
tried to get off, for I know’d I had to run against a man who could
speak prime, and I know’d, too, that I wasn’t able to shuffle and cut
with him. He was there, and, knowing my ignorance as well as I did
myself, he also urged me to make a speech. The truth is, he thought
my being a candidate was a mere matter of sport, and didn’t think
for a moment that he was in any danger from an ignorant backwoods
bear-hunter. I found I couldn’t get off, and so I determined just to go
ahead, and leave it to chance what I should say. I got up and told the
people I reckoned they knowed what I had come for, but if not, I could
tell them. I had come for their votes, and if they didn’t watch mighty
close I’d get them too. Then I tried to speak about something else
(about government), until I choked up as bad as if my mouth had been
jammed and crammed chock full of dry mush. There the people stood,
listening all the while, with their eyes, mouths, and ears open, to
catch every word I would speak.
“At last I told them I was like a fellow I had heard of not long
before; he was beating on the head of an empty barrel near the
road-side, when a traveller, passing along, asked him what he was doing
that for? The fellow replied that there had been some cider in that
barrel a few days before, and he was trying to see if there was any
then; he said if there was, he couldn’t get at it. I told them there
had been a little bit of a speech in me a while before, but I believed
I couldn’t get it out.”
Having in this way set the crowd to roaring with laughter, Davy told
them a few stories, then took the first chance to say that he was as
dry as a powder-horn. A great cheer rose as he led the way to the stand
where rum, apple and peach brandies, cider, and buttermilk were to be
had.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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