Devlin the BarberFarjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
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Devlin the Barber
Farjeon, B. L. (Benjamin Leopold)
Detective and mystery stories; English fiction -- 19th century
"'To the best of my belief he did,' I said. 'You may put me on the
rack and tear me with red hot pinchers, and I can't say nothing but
the truth. He _did_ sleep here the night that awful murder was done in
Victoria Park. Drag me to the witness-box and put me in irons, and I
can't say nothing else. I saw him go to his room after I'd put up the
chain; he called out 'Good night;' and the next morning the chain was
up jest as I left it. You can't put the chain on the street-door from
the outside; it must be done from the in. And now, Lemon, listen to
me.'
"'What do you want?' he groaned. 'O, what do you want? Ain't I bad
enough already that you try to make me worse?'
"'I _must_ say, Lemon, what is on my mind.'
"'Won't it keep, Fanny?' he asked.
"'It won't keep,' I answered. 'You know the man as committed the
murder, and you'll come with me to the police-station, and put the
police on his track.'
"'_Me_ know the wretch!' Lemon cried, his eyes almost starting out of
his head. 'Have you gone mad?'
"'No, Lemon,' I answered, 'I'm in my sober senses. Whatever happens
afterwards, we've got to face the consequences, or we shall wake up in
the middle of the night and see that poor girl standing at our bedside
pointing her finger at us. It's no use trying to disguise it. I _know_
you know the wretch, and deny it you shan't.'
"'O,' he said, speaking very slow, as if he was choosing words, 'you
know I know him!'
"'I do,' I answered.
"'Perhaps,' he said, with something like a click in his throat, 'you
will tell me how that's possible, when it's gospel truth I've never
set eyes on him all my born days.'
"'Lemon,' I said, 'be careful, O, be careful, how you speak of gospel
truth! Remember Ananias! You may beat about the bush as much as you
like, but I'm determined to do what I've made up my mind to, and
nothing shall drive me from it.'
"'Of course,' he said, upon that, and speaking flippant, 'if you've
made up your mind to the egstent you speak of, I'd best shut my mouth.
I'll keep it shut till you tell me how you know what you say you
know.'
"'Lemon,' I said, 'light you speak, but sech you don't feel. You can't
deceive me. When we was first married, you slep the sleep of
innocence, and your breathing was that regular as showed you had
nothing on your mind to take egsception to. But since that Devlin come
into the house, the way you've gone on of a night is simply awful.
Jumping about in bed as you've been doing night after night, and
screaming and talking in your sleep----'
"'Talking in my sleep!' he cried, and I saw that I'd scared him. 'You
shouldn't have let me! Call yourself a wife? You should have stopped
me!'
"'I couldn't help letting you, and I couldn't have stopped you, Lemon,
and I'm not sure whether it would have been right to do it if sech was
in my power.'
"'What have I said, what have I said?' he asked.
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