Edith and John: A Story of PittsburghFarquhar, Franklin Smith
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Edith and John: A Story of Pittsburgh
Farquhar, Franklin Smith
Pittsburgh (Pa.) -- Fiction
One day Peter was sitting at his place of espial, intently concerned for
the time with the one predominating thought as to whether his
spider-like clerk, Eli Jerey, could accommodate all the customers he saw
in waiting, before any of them could get away without leaving a few
shekels behind. As he looked, he rubbed his hands nervously,
whimsically, naturally, as was his habit; then he squinted up one of his
piggish eyes, and scowled menacingly. The reason for this contorting
facial expression and revolutionary exhibition with his hands was that
he noted his clerk suddenly throw up his left arm to a guarding
position, rear backward, clinch his fists, look daggers out of his
cat-like eyes, and then lunge forward, with the force of a battering ram
going into execution. He also saw two other long arms whirling through
the air like a Dutch wind-wheel in motion, saw a head duck, saw the
bodies of two men writhe and squirm, and then saw them fall together on
a bundle of dirty coiled-up ropes. Seeing all which, he put down his
pipe, put on his black cap, and waddled out with the intensity of the
furies spread over the wide expanse of his red and rounded visage.
"Wow!" he roared like an exploding blunderbuss. "What in God Almighty's
name be you doing, Eli?"
Eli did not look up to respond to the query. He could not look up had he
wanted to. The stranger, with whom Eli was in combat, had him gripped so
tightly around the neck with one arm, that Eli could neither hurt his
antagonist, nor get hurt himself. All that Eli could do was to breathe
heavily, strike out at random with his one free hand, hitting the ropes,
the floor, a bench leg, and many other things about him. Meanwhile the
stranger seemed to lie contentedly on his back surveying the upper
regions of the interior of the junkery.
When Peter came up to the combatants, he stopped, with his hands upon
his hips, and his arms akimbo, sized up the situation in an instant, and
then seized Eli by the scruff of the neck, and raised him to the floor,
with his victim still clinging to him in a very loving-like embrace, and
with Eli still beating the air at random with his free hand.
"Loosen yourself, brute!" squealed Peter to the stranger. "Loosen
yourself, I say!" he shouted.
But the stranger paid no heed to him. Whereupon, Peter, using his fat
hands as an entering wedge, heaved away with mighty force, to left and
to right, and the twain came asunder. The stranger now stood back, with
tousled head and frightful mien, glaring savagely at Eli; while Eli
looked the same in the matter of dishevelment, his scanty face showed
little more of the baser passions than would a paving stone.
"You rascals! What's all this about?" demanded Peter, directing his eyes
on Eli.
"Nothing," piped Eli.
Then turning to the stranger, who was a young man, Peter said,
stentoriously: "Clear out at once!"
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