PHILIP. Souvenir from France. Do you know, Uncle. James, that this revolver has killed about twenty Germans? JAMES (shortly). Oh! Well, don't go playing about with it here, or you'll be killing Englishmen before you know where you are. PHILIP. Well, you never know. (He raises it leisurely and points it at his uncle.) It's a nice little weapon. JAMES (angrily). Put it down, sir. You ought to have grown out of monkey tricks like that in the Army. You ought to know better than to point an unloaded revolver at anybody. That's the way accidents always happen. PHILIP. Not when you've been on a revolver course and know all about it. Besides, it _is_ loaded. JAMES (very angry because he is frightened suddenly). Put it down at once, sir. (PHILIP turns it away from him and examines it carelessly.) What's the matter with you? Have you gone mad suddenly? PHILIP (mildly). I thought you'd be interested in it. It's shot such a lot of Germans. JAMES. Well, it won't want to shoot any more, and the sooner you get rid of it the better. PHILIP. I wonder. Does it ever occur to you, Uncle James, that there are about a hundred thousand people in England who own revolvers, who are quite accustomed to them and--who have nobody to practise on now? JAMES. No, sir, it certainly doesn't. PHILIP (thoughtfully). I wonder if it will make any difference. You know, one gets so used to potting at people. It's rather difficult to realize suddenly that one oughtn't to. JAMES (getting up). I don't know what the object of this tomfoolery is, if it has one. But you understand that I expect you to come to the office with me to-morrow at nine o'clock. Kindly see that you're punctual. (He turns to go away.) PHILIP (softly). Uncle James. JAMES (over his shoulder). I have no more-- PHILIP (in his parade voice). Damn it, sir! stand to attention when you talk to an officer! (JAMES instinctively turns round and stiffens himself.) That's better; you can sit down if you like. (He motions JAMES to his chair with the revolver.) JAMES (going nervously to his chair). What does this bluff mean? PHILIP. It isn't bluff, it's quite serious. (Pointing the revolver at his uncle) Do sit down. JAMES (sitting donor). Threats, eh? PHILIP. Persuasion. JAMES. At the point of the revolver? You settle your arguments by force? Good heavens, sir! this is just the very thing that we were fighting to put down. PHILIP. _We_ were fighting! _We_! _We_! Uncle, you're a humorist. JAMES, Well, "you," if you prefer it. Although those of us who stayed at home-- PHILIP. Yes, never mind about the excess profits now. I can tell you quite well what we fought for. We used force to put down force. That's what I'm doing now. You were going to use force--the force of money--to make me do what you wanted. Now I'm using force to stop it. (He levels the revolver again.) JAMES. You're--you're going to shoot your old uncle? PHILIP. Why not? I've shot lots of old uncles--Landsturmers.