African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American; Southern States -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
The Coloured American Investment Company was organised for the
encouragement and benefit of the struggling among Americans of African
descent; at least, so its constitution said. Though truth was,
Mr. Solomon Ruggles, the efficient president and treasurer of the
institution, usually represented the struggling when there were any
benefits to receive.
Indeed, Mr. Ruggles was the Coloured American Investment Company. The
people whom he persuaded to put their money into his concern were only
accessories. Though a man of slight education, he was possessed of a
liberal amount of that shrewd wit which allows its possessor to feed upon
the credulity of others.
Mr. Ruggles’s motto was “It is better to be plausible than right,” and
he lived up to his principles with a fidelity that would have been
commendable in a better cause. He was seldom right, but he was always
plausible. No one knew better than he how to bring out the good point of
a bad article. He would have sold you a blind horse and convinced you
that he was doing you a favour in giving you an animal that would not be
frightened by anything he saw. No one but he could have been in a city so
short a time and yet gained to such an extent the confidence and cash of
the people about him.
When a coloured man wishes to start a stock company, he issues a call
and holds a mass meeting. This is what Solomon Ruggles did. A good many
came. Some spoke for and some against the movement, but the promoter’s
plausible argument carried the day.
“Gent’men,” he said, “my fellow colo’ed brotheren, I jest want to say
this to you, that we Af’-Americans been ca’yin’ a leaky bucket to the
well too long. We git the stream from the ground, an’ back to the ground
it goes befoah we kin git any chance to make use o’ what we’ve drawed.
But, not to speak in meterphers, this is what I mean. I mean that we
work for the white folks for their money. All they keer about us is ouah
work, an’ all we keer about them is their money; but what do we do with
it when we git it? I’ll tell you what we do with it; we take an’ give it
right back to the white folks fu’ somef’n’ or other we want, an’ so they
git ouah labour, an’ ouah money too. Ain’t that the truth?”
There were cries of “Yes, indeed, that’s so; you’re right, sho!”
“Well, now, do you want this hyeah thing to go on?”
“No!” from a good many voices.
“Then how are we going to stop it?” Mr. Ruggles paused. No one answered.
“Why,” he resumed, “by buyin’ from ourselves, that’s how. We all put in
so much ev’ry week till we git enough to buy things of ouah own; then
we’ll jest pat’onise ouahselves. Don’t you see it can’t fail?”
The audience did.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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