England, Northern -- Fiction; Fathers and sons -- Fiction; Jews -- Fiction
Philip's career as an orator began with a question he tried to ask at a
Conservative meeting, with a mouth which felt as if it were dilated
with an india-rubber ball. No one took the least notice. After many
minutes his blush of discomfort faded away, but he swore fervently that
he wasn't going to be such a blithering idiot next time. Some days
later, when the tide of a Liberal orator's eloquence seemed to be
momentarily checked, he burst in shrilly with a long premeditated
question, "But what's the good of trying to patch the roof when the
foundations are rotten?" The orator closed his mouth with a spasm of
fright. A number of heavy democrats in the crowd said genially, "Good
for you, sonny! That's stumped him! Yes, what d'you say to that?"
they shouted to the orator, "What's the good of trying to patch the
roof when the foundations are rotten?"
"My concern is not with children," said the orator unhappily, "I'm
after the vote, the men with the vote. I leave it to the other parties
to canvass the children!"
"Down with him, down with him!" a woman shrieked excitedly. "He wants
to starve the kids!"
"Where's the young 'un? Give him a chance!"
But Philip had withdrawn, having tasted blood. A sweet music was
jingling in his ears. He had heard his own voice lifted in the
presence of a crowd and the crowd had responded generously. He
abandoned momentarily his ambition to become Poet Laureate and
determined to shape his course towards the Premiership of the United
Kingdom.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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