Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No TitleMeans, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
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Further E. K. Means: Is This a Title? It Is Not. It Is the Name of a Writer of Negro Stories, Who Has Made Himself So Completely the Writer of Negro Stories That This Third Book, Like the First and Second, Needs No Title
Means, E. K. (Eldred Kurtz)
African Americans -- Fiction; Short stories, American
One thing that Org had overlooked was that his Uncle Tom’s automobile
had a brake. The buggy lacked that very important accessory, and when
Little Bit pushed it off and climbed on behind, it had not traveled one
hundred feet until it was going thirty miles an hour. Half-way down the
hill it was “doing fifty,” and at the foot of the hill it was just a
rattling horror of incredible speed with momentum enough to carry it
half a mile on a level road.
That Providence which looks out for fools, drunken men, and children,
gave the buggy just the right turn at the right time to shoot it out
toward Main Street. Its momentum carried it across the street like a
rocket, sent it plunging madly across the court-house lawn, hurled it
into the middle of a lot in the rear of the court-house where the
country people hitched their horses and mules, and there it ended its
sensational and spectacular flight by colliding with a hitching-rack,
spilling out the two boys like peas are tossed from a spoon, and tearing
itself to pieces!
The two youngsters sprang up unhurt and made tracks away from there.
One old mule had seen the buggy coming over the court-house lawn with
nothing to pull it and nothing to push it. It did not look natural to
him; it made the same impression on him that a pair of pants would make
on you if you saw the pants coming down the street with nobody in them.
That mule opened his great mouth and uttered a trumpetlike bray just as
the vehicle hung up on the hitching-rack. Then mister mule broke his
bridle and went galloping up the street, looking back and bawling with
every jump.
Every mule in the hitching-lot promptly broke loose and went galloping
after the first mule, also looking back at the strange vehicle which had
come among them. All the horses followed, neighing their fright, some
pulling buggies and some wagons; some with harness on, some with
saddles, and as they all went up the street together, every horse and
mule on both sides of the street broke away and joined in the
procession.
Many of the animals did not know what it was all about. But it is a fact
that if one runaway starts down a street, all the other horses and mules
will run with him. They believe in safety first.
Two blocks away there was a herd of cattle standing in the middle of the
street being sold at auction. They saw the cyclone coming and fled
before it. A block farther up the street a flock of terrified sheep saw
the cattle coming, and started out ahead of the cows. A block farther on
a drove of hogs saw the sheep coming, and they also believed in safety
first, and decided to get there first, so they led the procession.
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