That Sunday dinner was a bountiful repast and Galusha ate more than he
had eaten in three meals at his mountain hotel. He was a trifle tired
from his morning's stroll and so decided to remain indoors until the
following day. After the table was cleared Miss Phipps, leaving Primmie
to wash the dishes, went over to the light keeper's house.
“I'll be back soon, Mr. Bangs,” she said. “If you get lonesome go out
into the kitchen and Primmie'll talk to you. Goodness gracious!” she
added, laughing, “that's a dreadful choice I'm leavin' you--lonesomeness
or Primmie. Well, I won't leave you to either long.”
During the meal he had told them of his chance discovery of the old
church and graveyard and of the loss of the brown derby. Primmie plainly
regarded the catastrophe to the hat as a serious matter.
“Well, now, if that ain't too bad!” she exclaimed. “Blowed right out to
sea, and 'most brand-new, too. My savin' soul, Miss Martha, folks ought
to be careful what they say, hadn't they?... Eh, hadn't they?”
“Oh, I guess so, Primmie. I don't know what you're talkin' about. Can't
I help you to a little more of the chicken pie, Mr. Bangs? Just a little
BIT more?”
Galusha had scarcely time to decline the third helping of chicken pie
when Primmie plunged again into the conversation.
“Why, I mean folks ought to be careful what they say about--about
things. Now you and me hadn't no notion Mr. Bangs was goin' to lose his
hat when we was talkin' about it this mornin', had we?”
Miss Phipps was much embarrassed.
“Have a--a--Oh, do have a little potato or cranberry sauce or somethin',
Mr. Bangs,” she stammered. “A--a spoonful, that's all. Primmie, be
STILL.”
“Yes'm. But you know you and me WAS talkin' about that hat when Mr.
Bangs started out walkin'. Don't you know we was, Miss Martha?”
This was the final straw. Martha, looking about in desperation, trying
to look anywhere but into her guest's face, caught one transitory
glimpse of that face. There was a twinkle in Galusha's eye.
“I never liked that hat myself,” he observed, dryly.
Again their glances met and this time he smiled. Martha gave it up.
“Oh, dear!” she exclaimed, with a laugh. “You know what they say about
children and--other folks, Mr. Bangs. Primmie, if you say another word
while we're at this table I'll--I don't know what I'll do to you. STOP!
You've said plenty and plenty more, as father used to say. Truly, Mr.
Bangs, it wasn't as bad as it sounds. I honestly DIDN'T think the hat
was becomin', that's all.”
“Neither did I, Miss Phipps. I didn't think so when I bought it.”
“You didn't? Then for mercy sakes why did you buy it?”
“Well, the man said it was just the hat for me and--ah--I didn't wish to
argue, that's all. Besides, I thought perhaps he knew best; selling hats
was his--ah--profession, you see.”
“Yes, SELLIN' 'em was. Do you always let folks like that pick out what
they want to sell you?”
“No-o, not always. Often I do. It saves--ah--conversation, don't you
think?”
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