Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiographyGraves, Robert
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Good-bye to all that : $b An autobiography
Graves, Robert
Authors, English -- 20th century -- Biography; Graves, Robert, 1895-1985; World War, 1914-1918 -- Personal narratives, British
Poetry and Dick were now the only two things that really mattered. My
life with my fellow house-monitors was one of perpetual discord. I had
grudges against them all except the house-captain and the head-monitor.
The house-captain, the only blood in the house, spent most of his time
with his fellow bloods in other houses. The head-monitor was a scholar
who, though naturally a decent fellow, had been embittered by his first
three years in the house and was much on his dignity. He did more or
less what the other monitors wanted him to do, and I was sorry that I
had to lump him in with the rest. My love for Dick provoked a constant
facetiousness, but they never dared to go too far. I once caught one
of them in the bathroom scratching up a pair of hearts conjoined, with
Dick’s initials and mine on them. I pushed him into the bath and turned
the taps on. The next day he got hold of a manuscript note-book of mine
that I had left on the table in the monitors’ room with some other
books. It had poems and essay notes in it. He and the other monitors,
except the house-captain, annotated it critically in blue chalk and all
signed their initials. The house-captain would have nothing to do
with this: he thought it ungentlemanly. I was furious when I found what
had been done. I made a speech. I demanded a signed apology. I said
that if I were not given it within an hour I would choose one of them
as solely responsible and punish him. I said that I would now have a
bath and that the first monitor that I met after my bath I would knock
down.
Whether by accident or whether it was that he thought his position
made him secure, the first monitor I met in the corridor was the
head-monitor. I knocked him down. It was the time of evening
preparation, which only the monitors were free not to attend. But a fag
happened to pass on an errand and saw the blow and the blood; so it
could not be hushed up. The head-monitor went to the house-master and
the house-master sent for me. He was an excitable, elderly man who had
some difficulty in controlling his spittle when angry. He made me sit
down in a chair in his study, then stood over me, clenching his fists
and crying in his high falsetto voice: ‘Do you realize you have done a
very brutal action?’ His mouth was bubbling. I was as angry as he was.
I jumped up and clenched my fists too. Then I said that I would do the
same thing to anyone who, after scribbling impertinent remarks on my
private papers, refused to apologize. ‘Private papers. Filthy poems,’
said the house-master.
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