Country life -- England -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
They spread right and left. Felix, who did not for the instant
comprehend that "war out" meant "clear away," had much ado to save his
horse; for the boulder came with a rush, bringing with it half a ton of
rubble, thud on the ground, which trembled.
"Aw, here a' be!"
"This be uz yod!" [head.] "Warn this be uz chine!" holding up a part of
the vertebrae.
"He wur a whopper, you!"
"The gyeaunt Goliar', I'll warn," said the aged man on the bank.
"Don't disturb the skeleton!" cried Felix, anxious to make scientific
notes of the interment; whether the grave was "orientated," or the knees
drawn up to the chin; but in the scramble for the bones his voice was
unheeded, and the skeleton was disjointed in an instant. The bones were
as light as pith, ready to crumble to pieces and little better than
dust, yet still retaining, as it were, a sketch of human shape.
"Drow um in this here," said the landlord, as the buzz subsided, and
holding out a stable-bucket which he had fetched. So skull and femur,
radius and ulna--all the relics of poor humanity--were "chucked"
indiscriminately into the stable-bucket.
"A' warn a' wur buried in th' time o' Judges," said Jim. "Um set up
stwuns for memorials, doan't you mind? Thuck sarsen be all five hunderd
weight."
"Mebbe a' fowght Julius Caesar," said the aged man on the bank above.
"I've heard tell as Julius wur a famous hand a' back-swording. You med
see as uz skull wur cracked with a pistol-bullet--one of thaay ould
vlint-locks--and here be th' trigger-guard."
From the disturbed earth above he picked up a small crooked piece of
brass, which might or might not have been connected with the interment.
It passed from hand to hand, till the landlord, rubbing it on his
sleeve, found some letters.
"Paason ull tell uz what it means," said he, giving it to Felix, who
spelt out slowly, as he removed the clinging particles of earth.
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"G.a.u.d.e.a.m.u.s."
"What be thuck?"
"`Let us rejoice.'"
"Sartinly."
"My friends," said Felix solemnly, "this is a fragment from an ancient
Roman trumpet--a trumpet sounding to us from the tomb. Let us rejoice
in the certainty of the life to come."
"I be main dry," said the blacksmith.
"Mebbe you'll stand us a quart, paason?" said Jim, touching his
forelock.
"Will you sell me this little piece of brass?" said Felix.
"Aw, you med take un; he bean't no vallee to we."
Felix gave them half-a-crown for the relic, and rode on slowly, while
the group adjourned to the inn to drink it, leaving the donkey, their
tools, and the bucket by the roadside among the thistles.
"I knaws it bean't nothing but the trigger-guard of one of them ould
hoss-pistols," the patriarch persisted, "them vlint-locks with
brass-barrels--I minds um."
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