“Hans has hitherto proved as invincible as Horatius Cocles. Old
soldiers, young militiamen, country boors, mountaineers, all fly or die
before him. He is a demon who can neither be avoided nor caught; the
best luck that can befall those who go in search of him is not to find
him. You may be surprised, gracious lady,” he went on, seating himself
familiarly beside Ethel, who drew nearer to her father, “at all my
curious anecdotes concerning this supernatural being. It was not without
a purpose that I collected these strange traditions. It seems to me--and
I shall be pleased if you, fair lady, share my opinion--that the
adventures of Hans would make a delicious romance, after the style of
Mademoiselle de Scudéry’s sublime stories, ‘Artamenes,’ or ‘Clelia,’
only six volumes of which latter I have yet read, but it is none the
less a masterpiece in my eyes. Of course we should have to soften our
climate, dress up our traditions, and modify our barbarous names. For
instance, Throndhjem, which I should call ‘Durtinianum,’ should see its
forests converted, by a touch of my magic wand, into delightful groves
watered by a thousand streamlets far more poetic than our hideous
torrents. Our dark, deep caves should give place to charming grottos
carpeted with gilded pebbles and azure shells. In one of these grottos
should live a famous magician, Hannus of Thule. For you must own that
the name Hans of Iceland is by no means agreeable. This giant,--you must
feel that it would be absurd not to make the hero of such a work a
giant,--this giant should descend in a direct line from the god Mars
(Ingulf the Destroyer affords no food for imagination) and the
enchantress Theona,--don’t you think I have made a happy change in the
name Thoarka?--daughter of the Cumean sibyl. Hannus, after being
educated by the great Magian of Thule, should finally escape from the
pontiff’s palace in a car drawn by two dragons,--it would be very
narrow-minded to cling to the shabby old legend of the trunk of a tree.
Reaching the land of Durtinianum, and ravished by that enchanting
region, he should choose it as the place of his abode and the scene of
his crimes. It would be no easy matter to draw an agreeable picture of
the robberies of Hans. However, we might soften their horror by an
ingeniously planned love-affair. The shepherdess Alcyppe, walking one
day with her lamb in a grove of myrtles and olives, should be noticed by
the giant, who should suddenly yield to the magic of her eyes. But
Alcyppe should love the handsome Lycidas, an officer of the militia,
garrisoned in her village. The giant should be annoyed by the
centurion’s happiness, and the centurion by the giant’s attentions. You
can fancy, dear lady, how charming such imaginative powers might make
the adventures of Hannus. I will wager my Polish boots against a pair of
slippers that such a subject, treated by Mademoiselle de Scudéry, would
set all the women in Copenhagen wild with delight.”
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