Just then two great hands seized Toddie’s frock in front, and he
disappeared with a howl, while I, with the first feeling of faintness I
had ever experienced, went in search of hammer, nails, and some strips
of board, to nail on the outside of the window-frame. But boards could
not be found, so I went up to the play-room and began to knock a piece
or two off the box which had done duty as whale. A pitiful scream from
Toddie caused me to stop.
“You’re hurtin’ my dee old whay-al; you’s breakin’ his ’tomach all
open—you’s a baddy man—’_top_ hurtin’ my whay-al, ee—ee—ee!” cried my
nephew.
“I’m not hurting him, Toddie,” said I. “I’m making his mouth bigger,
so he can swallow you easier.”
A bright thought came into Toddie’s face and shone through his tears.
“Then he can fwallow Budgie too, an’ there’ll be two Djonahs—ha—ha—ha!
Make his mouf so big he can fwallow Mike, an’ zen mate it ’ittle aden,
so Mike tan’t det _out_; nashty old Mike!”
[Illustration: TWO GREAT HANDS SEIZED TODDIE]
I explained that Mike would not come upstairs again, so I was permitted
to depart after securing the window.
Again I settled myself with book and cigar; there was at least for me
the extra enjoyment that comes from the sense of pleasure earned by
honest toil. Pretty soon Budge entered the room. I affected not to
notice him, but he was not in the least abashed by my neglect.
“Uncle Harry,” said he, throwing himself in my lap, between my book and
me, “I don’t feel a bit nice.”
“What’s the matter, old fellow?” I asked. Until he spoke I could have
boxed his ears with great satisfaction to myself; but there is so much
genuine feeling in whatever Budge says that he commands respect.
“Oh, I’m tired of playin’ with Toddie, an’ I feel lonesome. Won’t you
tell me a story?”
“Then what’ll poor Toddie do, Budge?”
“Oh, he won’t mind—he’s got a dead mouse to be Jonah now, so I don’t
have no fun at all. Won’t you tell me a story?”
“Which one?”
“Tell me one that I never heard before at all.”
“Well, let’s see; I guess I’ll tell——”
“Ah—ah—ah—ah—ee—ee—ee!” sounded afar off, but fatefully. It came
nearer—it came down the stairway and into the library, accompanied by
Toddie, who, on spying me, dropped his inarticulate utterance, held up
both hands, and exclaimed:—
“Djonah bwoke he tay-al!”
[Illustration: “HE’S GOT A DEAD MOUSE TO BE JONAH NOW”]
True enough; in one hand Toddie held the body of a mouse, and in the
other that animal’s caudal appendage; there was also perceptible,
though not by the sense of sight, an objectionable odor in the room.
“Toddie,” said I, “go throw Jonah into the chicken coop, and I’ll give
you some candy.”
“Me too,” shouted Budge, ”’cos I found the mouse for him.”
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