Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
General
Household words, No. 8, May 18, 1850 : $b A weekly journal
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In general, Old Bob was good-tempered, patient, and forbearing, not
punishing without fair warning, and then with deliberate dignity. But on
peculiar provocation, as by anything like the exhibition of a mutinous
spirit, especially on the part of a big boy, he lost all control of
himself. His face grew pale, his eyes twinkled ominously, he would puff
his cheeks out, and his whole form appeared actually to swell. Then,
pulling up his nether garments—a habit with him when in a rage—and his
voice shaking with passion, he would exclaim, ‘Take care, Sir. Let me
not hear thee say that again. If thou dost, I’ll whip thee. I’d whip
thee if thou wast as high as the house! I’d whip thee if thou wast as
big as Goliath!! I’d whip thee if thou wast an angel from Heaven!!!’ And
it was generally understood among us that he would have done it in
either case.
A flogging at the hands of Old Bob was ordinarily the consequence of a
series of offences or shortcomings. Sometimes a pupil, often within a
brief period, had been guilty of a false concord or quantity. Sometimes
he had been caught out of bounds, or had in some other way infringed Old
Bob’s ordinances. Sometimes he was denounced for misconduct or idleness
by one of the masters. A very common case of punishment would occur
thus: Old Bob would suddenly call for the ‘Classicus’ of a part which
was under a junior master. The ‘Classicus’ was a register of our
respective performances in learning. The eye of Old Bob would light on a
succession of bad marks standing opposite the name of some unlucky
fellow. He then gradually raised his eyebrows, and began to whiff and
whistle. Presently he repeated the delinquent’s name aloud, and
proceeded, whistling and whiffing still at each word, to read out the
adjoined record, ‘Bradshaw!’ he would cry; ‘Bradshaw!—Hi! hi!
hi!—_Malè—malè—malè—mediocriter—malè—quam pessimè—quam pessimè—quam
pessimè_——I’ll whip thee!’ And he put down the book, and pushed his
spectacles up on his forehead. ‘Bring me the rod!—Bradshaw!—Come here to
me, my worthy, good Sir. I’ll _whip_ thee. _I_ will! Go into the porch!’
So saying, he gave the culprit a shove at the nape of the neck, which
almost sent him sprawling headlong. ‘Rod—boy—the rod! Jones—you—Brown
you—go in.’ These boys were to keep the porch doors. ‘Robinson—go too.’
The fourth boy was wanted to sustain the drapery of the victim. ‘And
here—you, Sir—Smith!—you—go in as well.’ This last was some youth who
had been misbehaving himself lately, and whom Old Bob compelled to
witness the infliction, that he might profit by it in the way of
example. They all went into the porch, and Old Bob, hitching up his
smallclothes, followed. ‘My poor boy,’ Old Bob would say, when he had
got the criminal ‘hoisted,’ ‘I am sorry for thee. I told thee how it
would be. I said I would whip thee if thou didst not behave better,
and—_I will_.’ Swish!
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