John Vytal: A Tale of the Lost ColonyPayson, William Farquhar
History
John Vytal: A Tale of the Lost Colony
Payson, William Farquhar
Virginia -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
“I heard the whistle,” he said, “and stood on guard. Master Pilot,
being bound, I now suppose, by Hugh, could give no outcry save one of
much profanity. But then a pistol-shot rang out, and I started forward
a pace with some alarm. No doubt it grazed Hugh’s elephantine ear. A
stimulus—a mere stimulus! But as I started forward—and for that step,
captain, you should put me in irons, I do assure you—as I started forward
carelessly, the hatch was flung open, and, before I could turn, I was
seized from behind. I thought Roger Prat was then no longer Roger Prat,
but Jonah ready for the whale. Yet I struggled, and being, as you know,
of some bulk and weight, succeeded in pushing my captor backward to the
hatch. The next instant one of us tripped, and I found myself bounding
downward along the ladder, at the bottom of which, thank Heaven, I lay
down comfortably on the man who had fallen behind me. For him ’twas a
less desirable descent.” And again Prat shook convulsively with laughter,
his elbows out and hands pressed close against his sides. “And then,” he
resumed, with an air of bravado, “I overcame the score.”
“Overcame the score!” exclaimed Marlowe.
“With wits, Master Poet. ‘’Slid!’ cried I. ‘Why treat a comrade thus?
In the name of Sir Walter, ’tis most unreasonable.’ ‘Which mean ye?’
they cried. ‘There are two Sir Walters!’ ‘Sir Walter St. Magil, of
course,’ said I. ‘Here I come from the _Admiral_ to give ye aid, and
find myself hurled headlong to the nether world. The pilot’s killed, the
plan defeated, and now we are like to decorate the yard-arm. There’s
forty men concealed on the orlop deck, awaiting us unkindly.’ At this
’twas all I could do to look mournful and keep from laughing outright,
for the knaves fell back terror-struck and babbled their fears to one
another. Then I hung my head as if in thought. ‘I have it!’ cried I, at
last; ‘we’ll play the part of brave defenders. There’s one trusts me,
for I gained his confidence at St. Magil’s suggestion. ’Tis Captain John
Vytal, the devil’s own.’ (Oh, forgive me, sir, for those dastard words.
Yet they added force to my parley.) ‘A ready-witted fellow,’ I heard one
say, and ‘’Tis a chance,’ remarked another gull. Thus they assented, and
we have twenty brave souls, Captain Vytal, new recruited. Hang them, I
say. Hang the lot at sunrise, except one, and him you cannot. ’Tis the
one I landed on in my descent. His neck is broke too soon and cheats the
gallows. Forgive me for that—oh, forgive me for that. Ha, ’twas a comical
proceeding.” And again the fit of merriment seized him, exhaustingly, so
that at last, for very mirth, he sat down on the deck, laughing until it
pained him and the tears rolled down his rubicund cheeks.
The laughter, being of the most contagious, irresistible kind, spread
to Marlowe. “Thy mirth,” said the poet, “is like to an intrusive flea.
It invades the inmost recesses of our risibility, and tickles us into
laughter.”
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