Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Well, then, all I got to say is that if you're Southern I'm a Swede
watchmaker." He shrugged, then got on his legs. "Say, little one, if
you want to get huffy and act standoffish I'm pretty well up on the
huff stuff myself. But stick around here awhile longer and you'll see
how far a head of taffy hair and a doll-baby face will get you without
you got somebody on the inside of one of the big plants to plug your
game." Young Mr. Daly, camera-man by profession and skirt-chaser on the
side, tipped his hat brim the fractional part of an inch. "So long; and
think it over."
The dusk gathering under the pepper trees along the sidewalk absorbed
his runty but swaggering shape. Left alone, Miss Clayton put her elbows
on her knees and her chin on her fisted hands and thought it over.
She took stock of herself and her prospects, social and artistic, also
financial. On the whole she didn't have such a very cheerful evening
sitting there all by herself.
It was next morning when the California pathways of those two
Southerners--the seventy-nine-year-old regular and the twenty-year-old
volunteer--really met and joined. It started at the breakfast table,
which they had now to themselves. The disgruntled Mr. Daly had come
down earlier. Mrs. Scofield would come down later. Between engagements
in small mother rôles--not necessarily small mothers but nearly always
small rôles--she was resting, which is a professional term signifying
restlessness.
Captain Teal had eaten his prunes--Native Sons, Tobe would have called
them--and was waiting for his bacon with an egg, when Miss Clayton
entered. At sight of her he instantly was on his feet, much to the
surprise of Katie, the other dining-room girl, who thought she knew
boarding-house manners but was always willing to learn something; and
he made a featly bow of greeting in which the paternal was blended with
a court chamberlain's best flourish, and drew out Miss Clayton's chair
for her. Katie perceived that the old gentleman was not welcoming his
fellow lodger to a place at Mrs. H. Spicer's board so much as he seemed
to be welcoming her to his own. For the moment, he was the entertainer,
Miss Clayton his honored guest. There was a trick about it, someway.
He waited in a silence which throbbed with the pulse of a considerate
gallantry until the lady had stated her wishes to Katie, she choosing
the apple sauce in preference to the prunes. Then he took up at the
point where he had left off on the interruption of her flight the
evening before.
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