Ladies and GentlemenCobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
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Ladies and Gentlemen
Cobb, Irvin S. (Irvin Shrewsbury)
Fiction; Short stories, American
"Then we are related, you and I, my dear. Not closely related, but
even so, there is a relationship. I suppose you might say we are very
distant cousins. Now--"
"I never was the one to bother much about family."
"Ah, but you would have bothered, as you call it, had you but known.
Why, my dear child, you are related to some of the finest and oldest
families in the South. Let me tell you who you are."
They sat there then, she listening and secretly amused at first and
on the whole rather pleased with herself, and he all afire with the
enthusiasm which the aging so often give to trivialities. While his
bacon grew stiffer and his egg grew limper, each according to its
own special chemistry, in the nest of their pooled cold greases, he
ramified a luxuriant family tree, trunk, branch and twig, dowering her
with a vast wealth of kinspeople whose names she knew she never would
be able to remember--Waltours, Bullochs, Gordons, Telfairs, Hustouns.
It seemed that among her forbears commonplace persons had found mighty
few places. They had been statesmen, educators, railroad builders,
gracious belles, warriors, orators, noble mothers, racers of fast
horses, owners of broad fertile acres, kindly masters and mistresses of
hundreds of black slaves, and their memories were a noble inheritance
for her to carry onward with her. Just trying to keep track of the
main lines almost made her head ache.
"My dear young lady," he was saying as they got up together to quit the
dining-room, emptied now of all except them, "we must see more of each
other while we both are in this strange city. We who are of the old
South will never lack for a congenial topic of conversation when we are
thrown together. Northerners might not understand it, but you, with the
legacy of blood that is in your veins--you will understand. After you,
my dear; after you, please." This was when they had gone as far as the
door into the hallway. "And now then," he was saying, as they passed
along the hall, "let me tell you something more about your Grandfather
Lamar's estate and domestic establishment. The house itself I remember
very clearly, as a youth. The Yankee general, Sherman, burnt it. It was
white with...."
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