"Say, have you been sending orchids to Miss Dunlap over at the Santa Fe? I was in there this morning, and she wanted to know all about you." "Did you boost me?" Louis inquired. "It won't hurt your sales to plug my game." "She said you and she are 'buddies' over the wire. What did she mean?" "Oh, wire pals, that's all. What kind of a looker is she, Mr. Murphy?" The Sales Manager shrugged his shoulders. "She looks as if she was good to her mother." Then he sauntered away. Mitchell, in the days that followed, proceeded to become acquainted with the Big Four, and in a short time was so close to the Lackawanna that he called her Phoebe Snow. The St. Paul asked for him three times in one afternoon, and the Rock Island, chancing to ring up while he was busy, threatened to hang crêpe on the round-house if he were not summoned immediately to enter an order for a manhole crab. Within a week he became the most thoroughly telephoned person in the office, and had learned the tastes, the hopes, the aims, and the ambitions of his respective customers. Miss C. & E.I., for instance, whose real name was Gratz, was a bug on music; Miss Northwestern was literary. She had read everything Marion Crawford ever wrote, and considered her the greatest writer Indiana had produced, but was sorry to learn from Mitchell that her marriage to Capt. Jack Crawford had turned out so unhappily--some men were brutes, weren't they? There was a hidden romance gnawing at the Big Four's heart, and Phoebe Snow had a picture of James K. Hackett on her desk and wanted to start a poultry farm. The Santa Fé had been married once, but had taken her maiden name, it was so much pleasanter in business. As Mitchell's telephone orders piled up, day after day, Murphy began to treat him more like an employee than a "hand," and finally offered him a moderate expense account if he cared to entertain his railroad trade. When the young man's amazement at this offer had abated sufficiently for him to accept he sent the office-boy around to the Santa Fe on the run, instructing him to size up Miss Dunlap and report. It was the first order he had ever issued in the office, and the news spread quickly that he had been "raised." Mr. Gross took occasion to congratulate the despised underling with pompous insincerity, whereat Louis admonished him scowlingly to beat it back to his trial balance or he'd bounce a letter-press on his dome. When the office-boy reappeared he turned in a laconic report, "She's a peach!" Mitchell sweated the lad for further details, then nearly strained a tendon in getting to the telephone booth. "Hello, Miss Dunlap," he called. "Are you tied up for to-night?" "I'm knot. The k is silent." "Will you go to the theater with me?" "Nickelodeon?" "No, Montgomery and Stone." The lady muttered something unintelligible, then she tittered nervously. "Those top balconies make me dizzy." "How about the orchestra--sixth row? Could you keep your head there?"