United States -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction
“It's like this,” a newspaper reporter told him; “about a month ago
there was a fire here and the walls and carpets were pretty well knocked
out with smoke and water. The carpets were mean old things anyway,
so they voted new ones. And I want to tell you”--he swelled with
pride--“that the new ones are beauties. The place'll look great when we
get 'em down. Well, you know Prince Ludwig and his crowd cross the State
on their way to the coast, and of course they were invited to stop. Last
week Billy Patton--he's running the whole show--declined the invitation
on account of lack of time, and then yesterday comes a telegram saying
the Prince himself insisted on stopping. You know he's keen about Indian
dope--and we've got Indian traditions to burn. So Mr. Bill Patton had to
make over his schedule to please the Prince, and of course we were all
pretty tickled about it, for more reasons than one. The telegram didn't
come until five o'clock yesterday afternoon, but you know what a hummer
the Governor is when he gets a start. He made up his mind this building
should be put in shape within twenty-four hours. They engaged a whole
lot of fellows to work on the carpets to-day. Then what did they do but
get together last night--well, you know the rest. Pretty bum-looking old
shack just now, isn't it?” and the reporter looked around ruefully.
It was approaching the hour for the legislature to convene, and the
members who were beginning to saunter in swelled the crowd--and the
indignation--in the rotunda.
The Governor, meanwhile, had been trying to get other men, but
Carpet-Tackers' Union Number One had looked well to that. The biggest
furniture dealer in the city was afraid of the plumbers. “Pipes burst
last night,” he said, “and they may not do a thing for us if we get
mixed up in this. Sorry--but I can't let my customers get pneumonia.”
Another furniture man was afraid of the teamsters. For one reason or
another no one was disposed to respond to the Macedonian cry, and when
the Governor at last gave it up and walked out into the rotunda he was
about as disturbed as he permitted himself to get. “It's the idea of
lying down,” he said. “I'd do anything--anything!--if I could only think
what to do.”
A popular young member of the House overheard the remark. “By George,
Governor,” he burst forth, after a minute's deep study--“say--by Jove, I
say, let's do it ourselves!”
They all laughed, but the Governor's laugh stopped suddenly, and he
looked hard at the young man.
“Why not?” the young legislator went on. “It's a big job, but there are
a lot of us. We've all put down carpets at home; what are we afraid to
tackle it here for?”
Again the others laughed, but the Governor did not. “Say, Weston,” he
said, “I'd give a lot--I tell you I'd give a lot--if we just could!”
“Leave it to me!”--and he was lost in the crowd.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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