"One of the big barriers to roommate harmony is the correct
disposition of stuff. When you leave your book on the sofa, I have to
move it before I can sit down and watch TV. Then you come after me and
ask me where I put your book. Then we have a fight. There's stuff that
you don't know where it goes, and stuff that you don't know where it's
been put, and stuff that has nowhere to put it. But with tags and a
smart chest of drawers, you can just put your stuff wherever there's
room and ask the physical space to keep track of what's where from
moment to moment.
"There's still the problem of getting everything tagged and described,
but that's a service business opportunity, and where you've got other
shared identifiers like ISBNs you could use a cameraphone to snap the
bar-codes and look them up against public databases. The whole thing
could be coordinated around 'spring cleaning' events where you go
through your stuff and photograph it, tag it, describe it -- good for
your insurance and for forensics if you get robbed, too."
He stopped and beamed, folding his fingers over his belly. "So, that's
it, basically."
Perry slapped him on the shoulder and Tjan drummed his forefingers
like a heavy-metal drummer on the side of the workbench they were
gathered around.
They were all waiting for her. "Well, it's very cool," she said, at
last. "But, the whole white-plastic-tub thing. It makes your apartment
look like an Ikea showroom. Kind of inhumanly minimalist. We're
Americans, we like celebrating our stuff."
"Well, OK, fair enough," Lester said, nodding. "You don't have to put
everything away, of course. And you can still have all the decor you
want. This is about clutter control."
"Exactly," Perry said. "Come check out Lester's lab."
"OK, this is pretty perfect," Suzanne said. The clutter was gone,
disappeared into the white tubs that were stacked high on every shelf,
leaving the work-surfaces clear. But Lester's works-in-progress, his
keepsakes, his sculptures and triptychs were still out, looking like
venerated museum pieces in the stark tidiness that prevailed
otherwise.
Tjan took her through the spreadsheets. "There are ten teams that do
closet-organizing in the network, and a bunch of shippers, packers,
movers, and storage experts. A few furniture companies. We adopted the
interface from some free software inventory-management apps that were
built for illiterate service employees. Lots of big pictures and
autocompletion. And we've bought a hundred RFID printers from a
company that was so grateful for a new customer that they're shipping
us 150 of them, so we can print these things at about a million per
hour. The plan is to start our sales through the consultants at the
same time as we start showing at trade-shows for furniture
companies. We've already got a huge order from a couple of local
old-folks' homes."
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