Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood storyMcNeely, Marian Hurd
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Miss Billy : $b A neighborhood story
McNeely, Marian Hurd
Families of clergy -- Fiction; Neighborhoods -- Fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Social life and customs -- Fiction
"Well, she isn't," responded Miss Billy coolly, "and I'm hoping to
finish this walk before she gets back. You'd better go in, Bea. The
chips may hit you."
"Although through life she'd stride and stalk,
She put some boards in father's walk,"
chanted Theodore, looking over the fence; "Goodness, Miss Billy,
have you done this much yourself? You are not only a model of
industry, but a talented carpenter. I suppose now I'll have to
acknowledge my defeat, and come and finish the job."
"You certainly will _not_ have to finish the job," retorted Miss
Billy, "although I shall be glad to hear your humble apology."
"Don't you want any help?"
"No," returned his sister stoutly.
"I'm sorry," said Theodore, hanging his coat on the fence, "for I'll
have to work 'agin your will.' It isn't that I distrust your ability,
Miss Billy, but I should hate to have the neighbours say 'Look at
that poor Lee girl laying a walk to save her brother's white and
shapely hands.'"
Miss Billy heaved a sigh of relief. "I have to confess that I shall
be glad of your help," she said. "I know now what it means to go
'agin the grain.' Every one of those boards grew in that way."
"Sit on the curbstone and boss the job," commanded Theodore, "while
your talented brother performs on the saw for a while. Miss Billy, in
spite of all that flumpy motion of yours, I am still proud of you.
You haven't much in the way of gait, but you have lots of grit."
The last visitor was John Thomas, who was returning from the grocery.
He stopped at the sight of Theodore, who was driving nails and
fitting boards, and sending Miss Billy into gales of laughter with
his droll remarks.
"Would you be likin' help?" inquired John Thomas timidly.
"No, no, indeed," responded Theodore promptly. "Shall I let your
ruthless hand have any share in this matchless work of art? Perish
the thought! Why, John Thomas, this walk is my masterpiece, the
work that shall live after me. Behold in me the Michael Angelo of
sidewalks. After my death people will gaze upon this construction
with tears and pride, and my monument will bear flattering mention of
my prowess."
"Although his gift was mainly talk,
He put some boards in father's walk,"
said Miss Billy, with a sly twinkle.
"That's too good to be impromptu," accused Theodore. "You made that
up in the privacy of your apartments, and have been waiting for the
chance to spring it on me. Now you observe what sisters' taunts are,
John Thomas."
"I know already," said John Thomas. "That darn Mary Jane----"
"Tut, tut, John Thomas," interceded Miss Billy. "Marie Jean is not as
bad as she is painted."
"Or powdered," added John Thomas with a sardonic grin.
"How's that for a highly coloured statement, Miss Billy?" asked
Theodore impudently.
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