Detective and mystery stories; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction
“I am not a nice-looking old man, my dear, am I?” he said, leering at
Isabel with cunning, half-closed eyes. “Bless your heart! you’ll soon
get used to me! You see, I am the sort of color, as they say at the
linen-drapers, that doesn’t wash well. It’s all through love; upon
my life it is! Early in the present century I had my young affections
blighted; and I’ve neglected myself ever since. Disappointment takes
different forms, miss, in different men. I don’t think I have had heart
enough to brush my hair for the last fifty years. She was a magnificent
woman, Mr. Moody, and she dropped me like a hot potato. Dreadful!
dreadful! Let us pursue this painful subject no further. Ha! here’s a
pretty country! Here’s a nice blue sky! I admire the country, miss; I
see so little of it, you know. Have you any objection to walk along into
the fields? The fields, my dear, bring out all the poetry of my nature.
Where’s the dog? Here, Puggy! Puggy! hunt about, my man, and find some
dog-grass. Does his inside good, you know, after a meat diet in London.
Lord! how I feel my spirits rising in this fine air! Does my complexion
look any brighter, miss? Will you run a race with me, Mr. Moody, or will
you oblige me with a back at leap-frog? I’m not mad, my dear young lady;
I’m only merry. I live, you see, in the London stink; and the smell of
the hedges and the wild flowers is too much for me at first. It gets
into my head, it does. I’m drunk! As I live by bread, I’m drunk on fresh
air! Oh! what a jolly day! Oh! how young and innocent I do feel!” Here
his innocence got the better of him, and he began to sing, “I wish I
were a little fly, in my love’s bosom for to lie!” “Hullo! here we are
on the nice soft grass! and, oh, my gracious! there’s a bank running
down into a hollow! I can’t stand that, you know. Mr. Moody, hold my
hat, and take the greatest care of it. Here goes for a roll down the
bank!”
He handed his horrible hat to the astonished Moody, laid himself flat
on the top of the bank, and deliberately rolled down it, exactly as he
might have done when he was a boy. The tails of his long gray coat flew
madly in the wind: the dog pursued him, jumping over him, and barking
with delight; he shouted and screamed in answer to the dog as he rolled
over and over faster and faster; and, when he got up, on the level
ground, and called out cheerfully to his companions standing above him,
“I say, you two, I feel twenty years younger already!”--human gravity
could hold out no longer. The sad and silent Moody smiled, and Isabel
burst into fits of laughter.
“There,” he said “didn’t I tell you you would get used to me, Miss?
There’s a deal of life left in the old man yet--isn’t there? Shy me down
my hat, Mr. Moody. And now we’ll get to business!” He turned round to
the dog still barking at his heels. “Business, Puggy!” he called out
sharply, and Puggy instantly shut up his mouth, and said no more.
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