He couldn't do anything but go with her. He should have produced the bottle right there, and explained the situation, but he neglected his opportunity. He went on down Main Street with his family, with the pint flask feeling as big as a keg in his pocket. He was afraid some of them would notice it bulging under his coat, so he lagged somewhat in the rear. When he entered his pew at church and sat down there was a sharp crack, and the odor of mean whisky began to work its way around the church. The colonel saw several people elevate their noses and look inquiringly around, and he turned as red as a beet. He heard a female voice in the pew behind him whisper loudly: "Old Colonel J is drunk again. They say he is hardly ever sober now, and some people say he beats his wife nearly every day." The colonel recognized the voice of one of the most notorious female gossipers in Houston. He turned around and glared at her. She then whispered a little louder: "Look at him. He really looks dangerous. And to come to church that way, too!" * * * * * The colonel knew that the bottle had cracked and he was afraid to move, but a piece of it fell out on the floor. He usually knelt during prayer, but today he sat bolt upright on the seat. His wife noticed his unusual behavior and whispered: "James, you don't know how you pain me. You don't pray any more. I knew what the result would be when I let you go to hear Ingersoll lecture. You are an infidel. And--what is that I smell? Oh, James, you have been drinking, and on Sunday, too!" The colonel's wife put her handkerchief to her eyes, and he ground his teeth in rage. After the services were over, and they had reached home, his wife took her seat on the back porch and began to cap some strawberries for dinner. This prevented his going out in the back yard and throwing the bottle over the fence, as he had intended. His two little boys hung close around him, as they always did on Sunday, and he found it impossible to get rid of it. He took them out for a stroll in the front yard. Finally, he sent them both in the house on some pretext, and drawing out the bottle hurled it into the street. The crack in it had been only a slight one, and as it struck a soft heap of trash when it fell, it did not break. The colonel felt immediately relieved, but just as the little boys ran back he heard a voice in the street say: "See here, sir, law's against throwing glass in the street. I saw you do it, but take it back, and it'll be all right this time." The colonel turned and saw a big policeman handing the terrible bottle towards him over the fence. He took it and thrust it back into his pocket with a low but expressive remark. His little boys ran up and shouted: "Oh, papa, what was that the policeman gave you? Let's see it!" They clutched at his coat tails, and grabbed for his pockets, and the colonel backed against the fence.