He'd cut his teeth, as you might say, on the encyclopedia. Harold's father had been a professor of dead languages, and I guess he must have died of it. Anyway, Mother was a widow, and from things Harold dropped I judged she was more or less frisky, spendin' her time at bridge and chasin' teas and dinner parties. It was clear she wa'n't any highbrow, such as Father must have been. All of which was disappointin' to Harold. He made no bones of sayin' so. "Why pretend to approve of one's parent," says he, "when approval is undeserved?" There was a lot of other folks that Harold disapproved of too. In fact, he was a mighty critical youth, only bein' able to entertain a good opinion of but one certain party. At any other time I expect he'd have given me an earache; but I'd been handed so much silence by our double Romeo-Juliet bunch that most any kind of conversation was welcome just then. So I lets him spiel away. And, say, he acts like he was hungry for the chance. Why, he gives me his ideas on every subject you could think of, from the way Napoleon got himself started on the toboggan, to the folly of eatin' fried ham for breakfast. He sure was a wonder, that kid! Two solid hours we chinned there in the summerhouse, and it was almost by main strength I broke away for a one o'clock dinner. Then, just as I'd got settled comf'table on the veranda in the afternoon, he shows up and begins again. There was nothin' diffident or backward about Harold. He didn't have any doubts about whether he was welcome or not, and his confidence about bein' able to entertain was amazin'. It didn't do any good to throw out hints that perhaps he was bein' missed at home, or to yawn and pretend you was sleepy. He was as persistent as a mosquito singin' its evenin' song, and most as irritatin'. Twice I gets up and pikes off, tryin' to shake him; but Harold trails right along too. Maybe I'd yearned for conversation. Well, I was gettin' it. At last I grows desp'rate, and in about two minutes more he would have been led home to Mother with the request that she tether him on her side of the fence, when I sees two of the lovers strollin' off to find a nook that wa'n't preempted by the other pair. And all of a sudden I has this rosy thought. "Harold," says I, "it's most too bad, your wastin' all this flossy talk on me, who can't appreciate its fine points as I should, when there go some young people who might be tickled to death to have you join 'em. Suppose you try cheerin' 'em up?" "Why," says Harold, "I had not observed them before. Thank you for the suggestion. I will join them at once."