The old man flinched like a horse prodded in a tender place. "Don't do
that again, you might break it," he said. "There ain't nothing easier
to break than a bottle full of old liquor. Let me see," he added, with
an air of deep meditation. "It has been about five months since I
renewed my youth; it was the night Turner was elected Sheriff. And I
want to tell you, Zeby, that to a man who has seen fun and recollects
it, that's a good while. We'll jest wait a minute before we open the
ceremonies. You can never tell when a woman's clean gone. The chances
are that she may forget something and come bobbin' back at any minute.
And it might take me quite a while to explain. There are some things
you can explain to a woman and some things you can't, and one of the
things you can't, is why you ought to take liquor when she don't feel
like takin' any herself. Well, I reckon their start was sure enough,"
he said, looking through the window. "Now, jest step out here in the
dinin' room and make yourself at home, while I pump a pail of fresh
water."
Old Jasper put a pitcher of water on the dining room table. Sawyer sat
with his arms resting on the board, and with a flask held
affectionately in his hands. Old Jasper cleared his throat, and
drawing up a large rocking chair, sat down. He said, as he looked at
the flask, that he had not felt well of late, and that whisky would do
him good. Sawyer would make no apology for drinking such liquor. Good
whisky was to him its own apology. Life at best was short, with many a
worry, and he did not see how a so-called moral code should censure a
man for throwing off his troubles once in a while. The old man needed
no persuasion to lead him on. And in the dim light of a lamp, placed
upon the corner of an old red side-board, they sat glowing with
merriment. Sawyer drank sparingly, but Jasper declared that it took
about three fingers at a time to do him any good, and into the
declaration the action was dove-tailed. He told a long and rambling
story, relating to a time when he had driven a stage coach; a tickling
recollection touched him and he leaned back and laughed till the tears
rolled down through the time-gullies in his face. Sawyer snapped his
watch. The old man told him to let time take care of itself.
"That's what I'm doing," said Sawyer. "By the way, I've an idea that
I'd like to go squirrel hunting. But I broke my gun the other day and
sent it to the shop. Haven't got an old gun around, have you?"
"There's an old muzzle-loader in there behind the door, standing there
ready to break the leg of a dog that comes over to howl in the
garden."
"Can't shoot a pistol much, can you?"
"Ain't much of a hand with a pistol, Zeby."
"Haven't got one, have you?"
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