Jonah Wiles replied with his usual shrewd arguments. Every evening
when he thought he had made all the mischievous suggestions to the
loggers that it was wise to utter, he would come to the kitchen and,
pretending great sympathy and friendliness, he would urge Sourdough Sam
into enterprises that could only end disastrously. He was now urging
old Sam to dump sourdough into the timekeeper’s ink barrels during
his absence with Paul Bunyan. The cook had long been sure that small
quantities of sourdough would treble the ink supply. But, disheartened
and discouraged, he had not ventured to broach the idea to Johnny
Inkslinger.
“Make it a surprise party,” suggested Jonah Wiles. “Get busy, Sam. It’s
yer chance to win a real name for yerself.”
At last Sourdough Sam yielded to his tempter.
The flunkies had left the kitchen long before. The stoves and cook
tables were dark shapes in the twilight shadows. Only the white
sourdough tanks stood out in the gloom. Jonah Wiles lifted the top
from one of them, and a hissing roar rose from its depths, where the
fermented dough worked and bubbled like quicklime. Jonah Wiles beckoned
to Sourdough Sam. The cook’s eyes shone; he breathed heavily.
“It can’t help but work,” he whispered.
“Now yer my ol’ friend--good ol’ Sourdough Sam!” exclaimed Jonah Wiles
heartily. “Now yer talkin’. You’ll be king of the camp when Johnny
Inkslinger finds his ink barrels all full and wonders how it happened.
Be the hero yeh really are, Sam!”
“By hickory, I will!” declared the cook.
In a moment he was leaving the kitchen, a foaming five gallon bucket of
sourdough in each hand. Jonah Wiles slipped through the shadows until
he reached a big tree. There he lingered and watched. He knew certainly
that this idea would bring evil on the old cook. The sourdough would
ruin the ink as it had ruined everything else. But he had never
dreamed of such a grand disaster as befell. Johnny Inkslinger had two
dozen ink barrels. A hose line ran from each one, and when he did his
most furious figuring it was necessary to attach all of them to his
fountain pen in order to get a sufficient flow of ink. The cook dumped
five gallons of sourdough into the first barrel and five into the
second; then he rushed back to the cookhouse for more. At his sixth
trip the first barrels he had treated were boiling and steaming like
miniature volcanoes.
“They’ll settle after bit,” said Sourdough Sam optimistically.
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