But Paul Bunyan felt that even his mind was unequal to the perplexing
problem before him. How was he to feed his loggers now? Would they be
content with pea soup? Not for long, certainly. Even sourdough hardly
satisfied them now. And this dangerous stuff, lively as gunpowder--who
would dare to mix, bake, boil, stew and roast it? No sourdough, no
work; and this meant another season in the upper Red River country,
for he had to be ready for the drive before Redbottom Lake sank to its
summer level. Quick action was necessary. Paul Bunyan sent inquiries
among the kitchen help for a man who was familiar with the methods of
Sourdough Sam. The head flunky reported that no one was so intimate
with the old cook as Jonah Wiles, a swamper.
The worst bunkhouse crank came into the presence of Paul Bunyan with
confidence that Sourdough Sam, the soul of loyalty, had not mentioned
him in connection with the explosion. He presented a sorrowful,
tear-streaked countenance.
“Be consoled,” Paul Bunyan said gently. “Your comrade was performing
what he considered to be an act of duty. He shall be remembered with
great honor. And I am offering you, his best friend, the position he
occupied.”
“I’m only a pore swamper, Mr. Bunyan,” said Jonah Wiles, in nasal tones
of humility “an’ I’d never be able to make it in the high job of a
cook.”
Paul Bunyan stroked his beard with a pine tree, as was his habit
in moments of earnest thought. And at the same time Jonah Wiles
was glowing with the fire of dangerous inspiration; he had become
firmly convinced that he was a great originator of damaging ideas. He
remembered that Sourdough Sam had a son; the old cook had often spoken
of him with parental pride and fondness. With the boy in camp his
revenge could go yet farther. Jonah Wiles pounded on Paul Bunyan’s toe
to attract his attention. The great logger again bent down to him.
“Sourdough Sam has a son which he claims is a greater cook than his dad
already,” said the bunkhouse crank. “I expect you could send an’ get
him easy, Mr. Bunyan.”
“Where is he, lad?”
“He’s down in the Corn Pone country. That’s where he’s learnin’ to be a
better cook than Sam, an’----”
Jonah Wiles was bowled over by Paul Bunyan’s jubilant roar. Johnny
Inkslinger was ordered to set out for the Corn Pone country at once
and to return with the young cook, making all speed. The great logger
then called his men together and gave them a rousing speech on the
need for fast logging, promising them that he would have the old
cookhouse going good again in a short time. The loggers cheered him
and went contentedly to bed, where all but Jonah Wiles slept with
good consciences. But to him the bad conscience was the good one; he
rejoiced in evil thoughts. Not a pang of pity did he feel for Sourdough
Sam; he had no regrets; he dreamed only of getting his clutches on the
son of the man who had ruined his bright pants.
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