Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketchesHayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
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Portland, Oregon, A.D. 1999, and other sketches
Hayes, J. W. (Jeff W.)
American fiction -- 20th century; Portland (Or.) -- Fiction; Short stories, American
"Why, open up the bag and take out a dollar and I'll do the same." Which
plan was agreed upon.
"Here's four bits for you and here's four bits for me. Now, here's a
dollar for you and here's a dollar for me, and here is two bits for you
and here's two bits for me." Just then one of the youngsters pulled on
his mother's skirts, and down tumbled the coin, necessitating a new
division.
The money was put back into the bag and the same system started over
again, only to be found impracticable.
Several gold pieces gleamed in the bag, one being a double "sawbuck," as
Dixie fantastically described it. There appeared to be no end to the
disputes arising, when Conductor Stroud was appealed to for some of his
wisdom in aiding a settlement.
The conductor had a merry twinkle in his eye when he suggested that he
would be fair to both sides, but they must agree not to appeal from his
method of adjustment, which was readily consented to.
Taking the bag in his hands, Mr. Stroud tied up the opening, then
beginning in the middle he worked one-half of the coins as nearly as
could be guessed to each end which left a place in the middle of the
bag, around which he securely tied a string, thus making two
compartments in the bag.
"Now, we will toss up a copper and see who has first choice."
This was harmoniously done and producing a huge pocket knife, the bag
was cut in two at the point where the string was tied.
"This is what I call 'Knifin' de dough,'" laughed the jolly conductor.
Each one of the bairns was allowed to slip his or her hand in the bag
and take out all it would hold.
"I wish I had a hand like a ham," cried Gordon.
"Yes, and I picked out the double eagle," triumphantly exclaimed Miss
Dixie, and all were made happy.
Semi-annual dividends by our streetcar systems usually bring gladness to
the already bloated stockholder, but they never can experience the
exquisite joy that these two families had in "Knifin' de dough" on their
annual pilgrimage to the State Fair.
Illustration: End of Chapter 16.
A MUSICAL ABORIGINE.
The train from the East, bearing a long string of loaded coaches, had
stopped at Wallula for dinner and amid the din of the sounding gong in
the hand of a burly negro, the passengers alighted to partake of the
Willis' bill of fare. This was an important hour in the day for the
little band of Umatilla Indians who gathered around the station to sell
their curios to the tenderfoot passenger.
The captain of these remnants of a once mighty nation was Hawkeye, a
fine specimen of the Indian genus homo. Hawkeye leaned on the corner of
the station dressed in a becoming Indian garb, looking every inch a
warrior.
Some of the passengers were walking up and down the platform, among them
being a man from Boston accompanied by his 19-year-old daughter, who was
a most enthusiastic observer of the country they were passing through
and the people whom they met.
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