"Double march," roared Dick to the remainder again. When he had almost
pumped the last breath out of their bodies he gave the halt, then—"Stand
at ease."
"Wipe your sweat off, and then we’ll try the slope again." Gladly they
mopped their brows. When finished, the old sergeant ordered,
"Slope—arms." Every rifle went bang on to the shoulder with a precision
that was truly amazing.
"That’s the way. You can do it when you like. Now, Present—arms." This
had its faults.
"Keep your stomachs in—it’s corsets you want. And grip your guns. They
ain’t dynamite. Just think it’s a beer pot. No laughing, Muldoon, or
I’ll clap you in with O’Riley."
"I couldn’t help——"
"Silence! Who ever heard of talking in the ranks? Company—Slope—arms. By
the right—Quick march."
"By the right! By the right! Don’t wobble like ducks in a mud-pond. Hold
your heads up—swing your arms—stick out your measly chests, and march.
Steady now! About—turn. One—two—three—four—Step out—you’re not at
O’Riley’s funeral yet. Right—form. Come round like one man. Keep back,
Tamson, it’s not dinner-time yet."
"I weesh it wis," whispered Tamson.
"Squad—Halt! Stand at—ease," concluded Fiery Dick. "Now you section
commanders march off your sections. Slip it across them. If they look
sideways, double them till their wind-bags burst."
The sergeants gladly complied, for they were itching to emulate the
style of their worthy "Flag," as the colour-sergeant is known in the
Service. When sufficiently apart, the din commenced.
"Left—right—left—haud up yer heids—oot wi’ yer chists—eyes aff the grun,
there’s nae money there," piped Sergeant Greegor, the sprightly
commander of No. 1 section. His colleagues followed suit, much to the
amusement of Captain Coronet and his Subs (Lieutenants Greens and
Briefs), who quietly observed all from a corner of the drill-ground.
This section drill went on for a week. At the conclusion, the company
commander and his subalterns fell to and instructed them in company
drill. The methods of these gentlemen were of the polite order. Their
adjectives had not the strong flavour of Fiery Dick’s. Indeed, their
treatment was much too ladylike in the opinion of the sergeants.
However, these trusty henchmen kept the scallywags in order. If they
stumbled, mumbled, or jumbled when on parade, a quiet dig with a boot
mended matters.
Having polished the eight companies into shape and order, Colonel
Corkleg and his adjutant decided on battalion drill. Battallion drill
under such a colonel was a treat. He was a martinet, and could drill a
regiment like a Guardsman.
"Battalion reported present, sir," announced the adjutant on the first
parade.
"Thank you," said the colonel, clearing his throat, and viewing a
thousand expectant souls.
"Battalion—what’s all the moving now? When I say ’Battalion,’ every man
should stand still and wait for the next word of command. Who’s that
moving about on the right of Number Eight? Sergeant-Major."
"Yes, sir."
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