Antique dealers -- Fiction; English fiction -- 20th century
After this experience he kept out of third-class London sales, buying as
before from provincial dealers, making it worth their while to come to
him first. Your provincial man is not omniscient, and is prepared to
accept a small profit upon every article that passes through his hands.
Quinney secured some bargains, but he could not sell them, because he
had no customers.
His next experience was more serious. He had gone to Melshire to buy a
certain satin-wood commode with panels painted by Angelica Kauffman.
The owner of the commode, a fox-hunting squire, knew nothing of its
value, but he happened to know Quinney, and he offered the commode to
Quinney for fifty pounds. This incident illustrates nicely the sense of
honour which prevails among dealers in antiques. The commode had been
advertised as part of the contents of an ancient manor house. Other
Melshire dealers, many of them Quinney’s friends, were attending the
sale. Immensely to the fox-hunting squire’s surprise, Quinney pointed
out that it would not be fair to the other dealers to buy before-hand a
valuable bit of furniture already advertised in a printed catalogue. He
concluded:
"It’ll fetch more than fifty pounds."
At the sale it fetched ninety-seven pounds. At the "knock-out"
afterwards, bidding against the other dealers, Quinney paid nine hundred
pounds for this "gem," and told himself, with many chucklings, that he
would double his money within a few weeks. He returned to London with
his prize, and recited the facts to Susan, whose sympathy ranged itself
upon the side of the Melchester squire.
"Seems to me that poor man was robbed. Ninety-seven pounds for a thing
that you say is worth two thousand. It’s awful."
"Is it? Now, look ye here, Susie, I’m going to put you right on this
for ever and ever, see? I’m not in this business for my health. Like
every other merchant, I buy in the cheapest market, and sell in the
dearest. It’s not my business to educate country gentlemen, who’ve had
twice my advantages. If the owners of good stuff don’t take the trouble
to find out the value of what they’ve got, so much the worse for them,
the blooming idiots! I play the game, my girl. I might have bought
that commode for a level fifty. Think of it! Why didn’t I? Because
I’m an honourable man. Because it wouldn’t have been straight with the
others who were after that commode. Has it soaked in? I’ll just add
this: It’s we dealers who create values. Never thought o’ that, did
you? Nor anyone else outside the profession. But it’s gospel truth.
Dealers create the big prices, not the silly owners, who don’t know
enough to keep their pictures in decent condition. I remember a country
parson who kept his umbrella in a big _famille verte_ jar. Tomlin
bought that jar for a few pounds, and sold it at Christopher’s for
fifteen hundred. The parson made a fine hullabaloo, but it served him
jolly well right. We do the work, and we’re entitled to the big
profits."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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