What would we not now give for a sight--a kiss--of thy dear lips! Lips which we remember once to have put to our own, even when thy beloved barrel was double-loaded! Now we sigh to think on what then made us shudder! Oh! that thy butt were but now resting on our shoulder! Alas! for ever discharged! Burst and rent asunder, art thou now lying buried in a peat-moss? Did some vulgar villain of a village Vulcan convert thee, name and nature, into nails? Some dark-visaged Douglas of a henroost-robbing Egyptian, solder thee into a pan? Oh! that our passion could dig down unto thee in the bowels of the earth--and with loud lamenting elegies, and louder hymns of gratulation, restore thee, buttless, lockless, vizyless, burst, rent, torn, and twisted though thou be'st, to the light of day, and of the world-rejoicing Sun! Then would we adorn thee with evergreen wreaths of the laurel and the ivy--and hang thee up, in memory and in monument of all the bright, dim, still, stormy days of our boyhood--when gloom itself was glory--and when--But "Be hush'd my dark spirit! for wisdom condemns, When the faint and the feeble deplore." Cassandra--Corinna--Sappho--Lucretia--Cleopatra--Tighe--De Staël--in their beauty or in their genius, are, with millions on millions of the fair-faced or bright-souled, nothing but dust and ashes; and as they are, so shall Baillie, and Grant, and Hemans, and Landon be--and why vainly yearn "with love and longings infinite," to save from doom of perishable nature--of all created things, but one alone--Muckle-mou'd Meg! After a storm comes a calm; and we hasten to give the sporting world the concluding account of our education. In the moorland parish--God bless it--in which we had the inestimable advantage of passing our boyhood--there' were a good many falcons--of course the kite or glead--the buzzard--the sparrowhawk--the marsh harrier--that imp the merlin--and, rare bird and beautiful! there, on a cliff which, alas! a crutched man must climb no more, did the Peregrine build her nest. You must not wonder at this, for the parish was an extensive one even for Scotland--half Highland half Lowland--and had not only "muirs and mosses many o," but numerous hills, not a few mountains, some most extraordinary cliffs, considerable store of woods, and one, indeed, that might well be called the Forest.