Rejected Addresses; Or, The New Theatrum Poetarum — John Shaqi
Rejected Addresses; Or, The New Theatrum PoetarumSmith, James
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Rejected Addresses; Or, The New Theatrum Poetarum
Smith, James
Parodies
Each one shilling god within reach of a nod is,
And plain are the charms of each gallery goddess—
You, Brandy-fac’d Moll, don’t be looking askew,
When I talk’d of a goddess I didn’t mean you.
Tol de rol, &c.
VI.
Our stage is so prettily fashion’d for viewing,
The whole house can see what the whole house is doing:
’Tis just like the Hustings, we kick up a bother;
But saying is one thing, and doing’s another.
Tol de rol, &c.
VII.
We’ve many new houses, and some of them rum ones,
But the newest of all is the new House of Commons;
’Tis a rickety sort of a bantling, I’m told,
It will die of old age when it’s seven years old.
Tol de rol, &c.
VIII.
As I don’t know on whom the election will fall,
I move in return for returning them all;
But for fear Mr. Speaker my meaning should miss,
The house that I wish ’em to sit in is this.
Tol de rol, &c.
IX.
Let us cheer our great Commoner, but for whose aid
We all should have gone with short commons to bed;
And since he has saved all the fat from the fire,
I move that the house be call’d Whitbread’s Entire. {71}
Tol de rol, &c.
XV.
ARCHITECTURAL ATOMS.
TRANSLATED BY DR. B. {72}
[DR. THOMAS BUSBY, MUS. DOC.]
* * * * *
Lege, Dick, Lege!—JOSEPH ANDREWS.
* * * * *
_To be recited by the Translator’s Son_.
AWAY, fond dupes! who, smit with sacred lore,
Mosaic dreams in Genesis explore,
Doat with Copernicus, or darkling stray
With Newton, Ptolemy, or Tycho Brahe!
To you I sing not, for I sing of truth,
Primeval systems, and creation’s youth;
Such as of old, with magic wisdom fraught,
Inspired LUCRETIUS to the Latians taught.
I sing how casual bricks, in airy climb,
Encounter’d casual cow-hair, casual lime;
How rafters, borne through wondering clouds elate,
Kiss’d in their slope blue elemental slate,
Clasp’d solid beams in chance-directed fury,
And gave to birth our renovated Drury.
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