Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In Mizzoura — John Shaqi
Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In MizzouraThomas, Augustus
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Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: In Mizzoura
Thomas, Augustus
American drama
JIM. You _hear_ him say so?
BOLLINGER. No, but the boys down Louisiana did; they knowed it was
your pony, and they arrested him.
SARBER. [_Again intruding._] Then they telegraphed you--
BOLLINGER. Hold on! [_Growl from_ MOB.] They didn't know he was the
train-robber--only thought he was a hoss thief--so they held him while
they telegraphed you--[JIM _nods. Pause._] That's the way we got on to
him--the operator showed us the message--[_Pause._ JIM _nods._] Showed
us your answer, too. [_Pause._ JIM _nods._] Here's a copy of it marked
Exhibit B. "The man tells the truth. The pony is his'n.--Jim Radburn."
SARBER. And we saw the original.
JIM _nods_.
BOLLINGER. [_His anger now lifting his tone into police court
tirade._] While we were waiting up at the Court House where you told
us to go--and I didn't have a durn thing but a butcher knife--you were
a-standin' in with this feller and a-givin' him your boss to git away
on.
SARBER. [_In same manner._] And durn good reason--Sam Fowler stood in
with him, an' he's a-goin' to marry your sister--in the house now--I
kin see him at the kitchen window. [_All growl, and half start over
the stile toward kitchen._
JIM. [_With sudden vehemence._] Hold on! [_Impressive pause; and quiet
by_ CROWD.] You better talk it over with me first.
BOLLINGER. Well, you give him the pony, didn't you? [JIM _is silent._]
_Didn't_ you?
JIM. What's that to you?
BOLLINGER. [_Half laughing._] Well--what is it to us--
_All laugh derisively._
ESROM. [_Emboldened to participate._] I knew 'twasn't no clinker in de
coke, 'cause he frowed de mud in it and--
BOLLINGER. Shoot that nigger.
SARBER. Shut up! [_Smashes_ NIGGER _in the mouth._
BOLLINGER. [_To_ JIM.] Well, say--[_Pause._] That was a fine way for a
sheriff to do,--wasn't it?
JIM. I've resigned.
BOLLINGER. I got your letter. You hadn't resigned last night; you know
there's a law for you, Mr. Radburn.
JIM. That's all right.
BOLLINGER. _You'll_ have to "do time."
JIM. [_Smiling._] When?
BOLLINGER. This session--you git a taste of the jug this morning.
JIM. Not this morning!
BOLLINGER. Well, we'll see--you go with us.
_Murmur and start._
JIM. [_Again in sudden warning._] Hold on, boys--[_Pause and recovery
of calm._] I claim everything this side of the fence. Now I know it
ain't sociable, but I don't want you to come in. Whenever the District
Attorney gits his witnesses together, I'll be there, but I won't go
this mornin'--[_Pause._] and anyhow I won't go with such a mangy lot
of heelers as you've scraped up this trip.
BOLLINGER. I reckon you will, Jim.
_Murmur and movement._
JIM. Hold on--[_Pause, with both hands on guns._] I don't want to
break my record, but I'll have to do it if you trespass on the lawn.
BOLLINGER. [_Discreetly on stile. After a pause._] I hope you don't
think we're scared, Jim?
JIM. No--ain't anything to be scared about, Tom--as long as you stay
outside.--Keep off the grass.
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