Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“The Flouds,” she answered impressively, “were living in Red Gap
before the spur track was ever run out to the canning factory--and I
guess you know what that means!”
“Quite so, Madam,” I suggested; and, indeed, though it puzzled me a
bit, it sounded rather tremendous, as meaning with us something like
since the battle of Hastings.
“But, as I say, Charles at once gave us a glimpse of the better
things. Thanks to him, the Bohemian set and the North Side set are now
fairly distinct. The scraps we’ve had with that Bohemian set! He has a
real genius for leadership, Charles has, but I know he often finds it
so discouraging, getting people to know their places. Even his own
mother-in-law, Mrs. Lysander John Pettengill--but you’ll see to-morrow
how impossible she is, poor old soul! I shouldn’t talk about her, I
really shouldn’t. Awfully good heart the poor old dear has, but--well,
I don’t see why I shouldn’t tell you the exact truth in plain
words--you’d find it out soon enough. She is simply a confirmed
_mixer_. The trial she’s been and is to poor Charles! Almost no
respect for any of the higher things he stands for--and temper? Well,
I’ve heard her swear at him till you’d have thought it was Jeff Tuttle
packing a green cayuse for the first time. Words? Talk about words!
And Cousin Egbert always standing in with her. He’s been another awful
trial, refusing to play tennis at the country club, or to take up
golf, or do any of those smart things, though I got him a beautiful
lot of sticks. But no: when he isn’t out in the hills, he’d rather sit
down in that back room at the Silver Dollar saloon, playing cribbage
all day with a lot of drunken loafers. But I’m so hoping that will be
changed, now that I’ve made him see there are better things in life.
Don’t you really think he’s another man?”
“To an extent, Madam, I dare say,” I replied cautiously.
“It’s chiefly what I got you for,” she went on. “And then, in a
general way you will give tone to our establishment. The moment I saw
you I knew you could be an influence for good among us. No one there
has ever had anything like you. Not even Charles. He’s tried to have
American valets, but you never can get them to understand their place.
Charles finds them so offensively familiar. They don’t seem to
realize. But of course you realize.”
I inclined my head in sympathetic understanding.
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